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@based_coded They didn’t use to back in the day

One thing I don’t understand about DJ sets is why everyone has to be looking at the DJ

He’s going to the gym. Put 10 naked boomers in the locker room soon as he walks in

Takes me back

slavoj žižek for vogue

@AngularOcean Congratulations to both of you!

Just had a baby girl, she is 1.5 days old Mama and Baby are both healthy and doing well We are about to go home from the hospital I am JOYFUL

This is the kind of shit Godspeed You! Black Emperor would use as an album cover with a title like "And the Holy Flame Blinded us for 333000 Years Pt. II"

Goat manga and anime

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

kekw

@BuucketHe4d She was on point damn

did not expect to enjoy this as much as I did

"After the door handles were removed, everyone agreed it'd be impossible for another run to take the record. Then, this happened." [We're Finally Landing - Home plays]

No fancy watch no stupid sunglasses and vest with the weird bottles. Just a pair of expensive trainers (sponsor)

como é possivel metade de um continente dividir o mesmo neuronio kkkkkk

i feel bad for japan because there are americans visiting enmasse who have never been to a major city. like you're seeing americans who aren't just in asia for the first time but people who have never used a subway system

Imagine running a marathon under 2 hours and you end up second place

"Okay, so imagine a magic button." "I'm imagining the button." "If you press the button—" "What color is it?" "It's the only button. It doesn't matter what color it is." "Nah, I ain't falling for that again. Last time there was a red button and a blue button—" "That's a different thought experiment." "—and I tried to be a nice guy and pick blue so I could save everybody, but it turns out ya'll a bunch of selfish motherfuckers and I died." "It wasn't buttons. It was pills." "Don't care. I'm out for me this time. What color is the button?" "Ugh, fine. It's red." "I press the button." "You don't even know what it does yet!" "And I pull the trolley lever." "There's no lever!" "Bias for Action." "Just listen: there's a button that lets you save 10^100 shrimp, but it kills one random person. Would you press it?" "What flavor are the shrimp? "Flavor?" "Yeah, you know: garlic, Old Bay, Korean BBQ." "You're saving the shrimp, not eating them!" "Saving them for what?" "For nothing. They get to live their lives." "What? Just doin' shrimp stuff?" "Yeah." "How long do shrimp live?" "Uh, it depends on the species? 1-2 years?" "And then what happens?" "They die." "That seems like a waste." "How is that a waste? They got to live full lives." "Weren't you just telling me last week that bees live in perpetual agony and we should commit insect omnicide to free from the suffering of the flesh?" "Yeah, but that was last week. This week I read a new Snubstack post with a math equation in it and believe something totally different." "Uh huh." "It's called updating your priors." "Okay, well here's my updated prior: I press the button, let the shrimp live for a year, and then I eat them." "What?" "All of them." "You can't eat 10^100 shrimp." "I freeze the leftovers." "You would need a freezer bigger than the universe!" "Really?" "Yes! 10^100 is more than all the atoms in the observable universe!" "Okay, then I have a freezer bigger than the universe." "You can't just—" "No, wait. Three freezers. One for each flavor." "You can't just make up three freezers!" "Why not?" "It's a hypothetical!" "Yeah I hypothetically have three big ass freezers." "The point—" "If you get to throw out a big ass number of shrimp, I get to have some big ass freezers. Maytag freezers." "The point of the hypothetical—" "I've always been a Maytag Man." "The point of the hypothetical is to interrogate our moral intuitions!" "Yeah well the only thing I want to interrogate right now is a Red Lobster menu." "I don't think you're engaging with this in good faith." "Wait, I got a new hypothetical. A counterfactual even." "Oh really." "You know what I would've done differently if I knew you were gonna hit me with this mouthwatering supper-time supposition?" "What?" "I would've had breakfast this morning." "Fuck you."

This guy is the very definition of overrated

Under-remarked that it was the Catalogue of Ships. The guy wanted to be buried wrapped in his favorite Bronze Age spreadsheet. Autism pioneer. I kneel