Nicole Fulmer

@alexpaige1 party cardi

Athletes acting in commercials 🙈

Anyone remember that time Jenny McCarthy was all against vaccinations bc they were "toxic" then went ahead n did an e-cigarette commercial?

I need @amazon to start recycling boxes. When you drop stuff just see if I have cardboard to give you.

I'm gonna need U2 to just stop making weird noises with their mouths as music plays in the background.

Is it un-American to hate Pete Carroll's face even during the national anthem??

I've never felt so safe on my couch. #SharkWeek

Ok but seriously I'm 5 minutes into my first shark week show and I'm already scared of going in my pool

Shark week: the reason I have irrational fears of all bodies of water. #AirJaws

@alexpaige1 hope you all appreciated my thigh gap demo

Ill cry to my momma if I want to, Paramore..

I just waited 30+ minutes in a Starbucks drive thru. I am what's wrong with America.

A Popsicle stick with no joke is no friend of mine

Who woulda guessed I wouldn't be emotionally stable enough to watch the Lego Movie?

Top Ramen is underrated. It's so cheap it should be illegal and goes with any form of hot sauce. Ya, it kills your insides, buuuut YOLO?

I hope my dog never learns the concept of personal space

Is it ever really a bad idea to go wine tasting?

That Lowe's advertising really worked on @jbolf It seems as if he will in fact, never stop improving.

I wish I liked anything as much as my dog likes peanut butter

@alexpaige1 where'd ya decide to go!?