@DJ_DJD_JD @SpecimenKane @TaraBull Pictures of her vagina, you say? Where might these pictures be found?
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FunScotty
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Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me...
United States Katılım Aralık 2017
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@SpecimenKane @TaraBull There are pictures of her vagina and she's birthed two kids. Both are indications of being female. 🙄🤦🏻♂️
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@ClaireMax You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.
Just saying.
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I also thought that dressed as Carol Sturka I was completely un-hit-in-able and yet a 23 YEAR OLD BOY TRIED TO SHOOT HIS SHOT
Lana the Bug 🪲💕@lanabeesfw
I thought. Surely in the jesse pinkman cosplay. No man will hit on me in the bar. No hair. No makeup. No boobs. And yet, dear reader. And yet. They are not quelled.
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@ClaireMax The RN on duty at the hospital where I work brought her dog Otis with her today. Otis knows me so well that as soon as he sees me, he flops over on his back so I can scratch and pet his belly. He rewards me with licks and love bites on the hands and A LOT of licks on the face.
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This is Marla.
Marla likes to lay on my pillow and try to lick the skincare products off my face.
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@ThrillaRilla369 1. Casablanca
2. The Godfather
3. The Sting
4. Raiders of the Lost Ark
5. Miller’s Crossing
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Name a movie you’ve watched at least 5 times… and would still watch again tonight if it came on.
No overthinking 🎬
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@Roccomyworld @dabareminimum @drewdavis71 Maybe if you had given her an orgasm she’d still be with us.
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My son turned 10 today. Went 2-2 at the plate. Made some great plays in the field.
He also allowed his first home run. 12yo all-star took him yard. Ryan went over and congratulated him and came back and threw a strike with the next pitch. That’s what I’ll remember.
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@dabareminimum @drewdavis71 Your mother seems interested
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@sydneyelainexo I have that same facial expression whenever I am suddenly awakened.
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@RogerJStoneJr Narrator: Roger couldn’t do Trump’s double hand job dance move because he gets too aroused and has to masturbate.
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My house when we heard that epically corrupt sanctimonious and self-righteous former FBI Director James Comey was arrested!
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@Abe95319941 @musescrave I came for the bikini, I stayed for the ball busting.
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@fun_scotty @musescrave What people don't realize and many forget is that her character on The Fall Guy was no pushover. She wasn't just eye candy. Jody was tough as nails
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@NickAdamsinUSA When Trump finishes in your mouth, do you swallow or spit it out?
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Reminder that President Trump was a star athlete before pursuing a career in real estate.
Had President Trump decided to focus on athletics, there is no doubt we would have watched him walk across the NFL Draft stage on a night like tonight.
America is lucky he picked us.
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This looks easy... Only sharp minds will get it right 🤔
How many T's are in that ?
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The Biden FBI spied on me, pulling my travel records and making false allegations internally.
They found nothing.
If we don’t end the Deep State, it’ll end our country.
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@ronsterd89 The one that isn’t a nickel is a quarter and the other one is.
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I have two coins that total 30 cents.
One of them is not a nickel.
What are the two coins? 🪙
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Leftover bacon? I don’t know what that means.
Kat@kat_maryb
What do you do with leftover bacon?
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@eternity_comics @MindMenderX And it was released in 2004, not 2024.
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@MindMenderX Portman's nude scene was never shown and the director burned the masters over it
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Actresses who went totally naked for a film
1. Natalie Portman ~ Closer (2024)
2. Dakota Johnson ~ Fifty Shades Of Grey (2015)
3. Nicole Kidman ~ Eyes Wide Open
(1999)
4. Angelina Jolie ~ Original Sin (2001)
5. Scarlett Johansson ~ Under The Skin (2013)
6. Anna Hathaway ~ Love & Other Drugs (2010)
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