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Awesome post with a photo of a girl’s ass and a well-known gigachad actor. This really motivated me. I want to thank you for finally helping me find the courage to end it all.

it’s a sign of deep respect in our culture

@SGAcollector @LttleGel Hey retard I know you’re retarded but you’re completely wrong about this lmfao. He’s allowed to defend himself to a reasonable level if he believes he’s still in danger. The guy smacked him on his head once and backed away, it would be hard to even justify punching him one time

@LttleGel He literally could’ve punched the old man within an inch of his life and walked. So yeah.

Dude looks foreign. Put your hands on a stranger at your own risk, especially as an old man. I would never attack someone but this is a self defense green light to go as far as you want. You’d walk even if you left him unconscious and twitching.

How it genuinely feels to finally sit on your own toilet again after a long vacation

I like to kidnap people and then ransom them back at comically small numbers to make them feel bad enough themselves. 50 bucks. 75. I lose money on it.

White guy alone in his apartment watching world cup performatively shouting "vamos" at the tv

@DaveKadrmas @SStricklandMMA Some of the most athletic people in the world are female figure skaters and gymnasts being able to spin 100 times upside down and land perfectly and balance etc yet they are 5 foot tall 90 lb women but they are peak masculinity according to you nice one mr retard

@SStricklandMMA Athletic ability is a characteristic of masculinity. MMA requires extremely little athletic ability compared to other sports. Also,if hockey, baseball,football players chose MMA there would be no @SStricklandMMA . Far superior athletes would have him in a different line of work

Most masculine sports in order from being a man to being a lady boy MMA Kickboxing boxing Wrestling Rugby Hockey Football Baseball<sport sucks though Lacrosse Tennis Soccer Golf Swimming Right or wrong?

How do I know if I have regular Taco Bell diarrhea or parasite Taco Bell diarrhea

Down syndrome guy in the park pointed at me and said ‘muscle man’ then when I flexed for him he cheered, day made

Type of shit Joe Burrow pop out with right before a 3 game losing streak.

this image has more artistic merit than the entire filmography of Christopher Nolan

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world

@elongatedscrote ?

A Costco chicken bake has 35g of protein. It has 36g when I’m done with it

strange that they’re called “light beers” despite activating the darkness within me …

@TheNerdWASuit Do you mean the cartoon that’s intentionally comedic?

Anti-woke people are truly the weakest people alive. Wait until I tell them there's a loved adaptation of Hercules where Hades talks like a scummy lawyer, Zeus is good, and the story is told by black gospel singers, one of whom is thicc and gets some of the best lines.

@KamilFila4 Yes retard the best thing we could possibly find to play a teenage boy was a 40 year old woman

Neustále zjišťuju, že lidé po mnoha týdnech neví, že Elliot Page nehraje Achilla, ale slabého, omylem draftovaného ithackého vojáčka Sinóna, který byl doslova obětován, aby předal Trójanům danajský dar - koně. V pekle pak Sinón Odyssea obviní ze zrady. Role je perfektní.

getting a 9-5 job is equivalent to tearing ur ACL for ur competitive gaming career.

You ever meet someone so retarded you are like wow dude you are so retarded

It's been a pleasure miscommunicating with you

@cityofediting @Velja_LOL You’re a fucking dorkk with probably 12 pronouns and a warped perception of reality. Please stop tweeting at people who are above you. Crownie literally said “hey” to people and creatures like you are exposing him acting like he committed rape

@Velja_LOL defending your buddy repeatedly approaching a woman for sex after having been told no and at the same time inviting a cesspool of misogyny. yeah this is making you look worse, not her

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