Bob’s your uncle, Funke’s your aunt

Dudes would rather let a marriage fail than buy some flowers😭😭😭

1 talking stage away from Pop the Balloon.

Did a thing & opened a permanent global & Korean skincare store in Shoreditch 🥹🩶

@dammiedammie35 ozempic

Opeyemi Famakin finally reveals how he lost so much weight in such a short period of time 👀

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

@n_makhubele @CoachDebs_spa Don’t give them ideas

One day we’re gonna have to watch an ad before we answer the phone

@instablog9ja He’s a pimp

“My biggest dream is to sh%%t with 50 men”- West-African Adult Movie Actress says in an interview

@yezibloom elevate your feet on a stool to straighten the bowel. Don’t push. It should come naturally

Do you ever poop and then you know your body has more poop left and it's not coming out

@a__vanita Anita your mum has passed?? I’m so sorry. She was a lovely lady. She really tried for you in high school from what I remember 🫂 ❤️‍🩹

I’ve tweeted about this multiple times, but I’ll tweet it again. Before my mum died, the cars were with the mechanic. The day she died, her phones were brought back to me. I turned them off and kept them in my wardrobe. A few hours later, the mechanic came and said my mum called him to bring the keys. I told him my mum had died that morning and that her phones were with me. He started arguing and showed me his call log. Lol! I saw my mum’s number. She called him few hours after her death. Her phones were off and in my wardrobe.

@heyyarnolddd No allegedly attached?

@blixberrie please share

I did something to fix this and I thank God everyday

I would never send my mom to a nursing home. She will stay with my brother, who was always her favourite.

@judeblay Why?

Dr Shola is a fucking moron btw.

Remembering REEVA STEENKAMP🕊️🤍❤️

I am NOT suicidal. I don't drink, do drugs, smoke or gamble. No crimes. I'm in good health. My car & home are in good shape. I hate heights so never at top of buildings. I always look before crossing roads. I don't own a gun. I'm blessed of God. I will not be silent about Israel.

🚨🇬🇧 BRITAIN’S ROADS CRUMBLE AS BASIC STANDARDS COLLAPSE “This is the state of Britain in 2026 - it beggars belief.” Roads across the UK are disintegrating to the point some are close to unusable at night.

“STOP GIVING OUR MONEY AWAY AND FIX OUR ROADS!” Aarron Lambo drove one of his many expensive cars over a huge pothole and it enraged him enough to post a video message to Starmer. It’s almost every road near me.

@DAMIADENUGA Ode meji. She said it’s giving “kali”

“Yhemolee didn't text you, neither did the wife, a brand did!! They have a name. Whatever your wife was whispering underneath that was making you both laugh explains how bitter and useless you both are. She went further to say it's giving a fake replica of an original perfume known as KAYALI.” - Yhemolee via his IG story

Please I need to hear it 😭😭

@TheCosmeticLane Boob tape exists

Who doesn’t love a fresh pair of 🍒 to celebrate their divorce?