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galaxy brain surgeon

@funkythief

what if twitter but on the planet earth

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galaxy brain surgeon@funkythief·
me reading anything at all ever:
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Black Homer@GhettoHomer·
Don't cry over the past, its gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.
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galaxy brain surgeon@funkythief·
grief really have you thinking monumentally stupid thoughts like maybe if i kill myself i’ll be able to see my cat again
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my life is a living hell. every minute is torture
[recently divorced 36 y/o talking to group of uninterested 24 y/o girls at the bar]: Even though I’m a Man (ugh), I always felt I was deer-coded, maybe even fawn-coded{blood vessel in brain that has been narrowing for 3 years finally occludes} Uht oh, right arm is getting eepy !
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kathy
kathy@f4eth·
it’s amazing that we came from fish and now we have parties
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tanya
tanya@Tanya_Sabrinaaa·
Me: Is giving a blowjob feminist or anti-feminist? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
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Brooks Otterlake
Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz·
Can't even remember the last time I purchased a large quantity of natural gas from the South Pars / North Dome field. Not too concerned about these events
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Brooks Otterlake
Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz·
I love goods. But sometimes services just hit
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galaxy brain surgeon@funkythief·
strait of hormuz tips & tricks strait of hormuz cheat codes strait of hormuz dating anyone?
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Fanfiction_txt@fanfiction_txt·
Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
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galaxy brain surgeon@funkythief·
if only your parents (makers) had their unnecessary sex scene removed from life itself, we might all be spared your insufferable discourse
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Conner O'Malley
Conner O'Malley@conner_omalley·
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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RJ5000@RJ5000·
I clipped this from Wiseman’s ‘Belfast, Maine’ to share with a friend. A high school teacher on Herman Melville. youtu.be/_EGGHJT7obo?si…
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Kim Jong Unc
Kim Jong Unc@dougiejonestown·
The new Morrissey songs are good
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