James Sessoms

566 posts

James Sessoms

James Sessoms

@funnycrzy

Katılım Nisan 2009
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Joshua Hall
Joshua Hall@JoshHall2024·
🚨BREAKING:🚨SASHA OBAMA, DAUGHTER OF FORMER PRESIDENT, SEEN WEARING MAGA HAT - The daughter of DISGRACED former President Barack Obama was reportedly seen in a Washington DC restaurant this morning wearing a red "Make America Great Again" baseball cap. When asked by a passer-by about the pro-Trump attire, Sasha Obama allegedly replied with a strong DENOUNCEMENT of her father's presidency and stated that she is "a registered Republican who proudly voted for and stands with President Trump". "My father nearly destroyed this country and President Trump is still trying to clean up his mess", the next generation Obama told the curious gentleman who questioned her about her hat. When asked if she believed she was betraying her dad, she is said to have replied, "As I've gotten older, I've realized that I am my own woman and can make up my own mind. Trump was right about everything". She then walked out of the restaurant donning her MAGA cap with a big smile on her face. Do YOU agree with Sasha Obama that her father was A DISASTROUS PRESIDENT and that President Trump is SAVING AMERICA from his UNPRECEDENTED DESTRUCTION of our country?
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JenJenB
JenJenB@JfreeAmerica·
@funnycrzy @HalfwayPost His constituents can't even spell the word constituent so we're not worried about them
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The Halfway Post
The Halfway Post@HalfwayPost·
BREAKING: A forklift operator at the site of Trump’s White House ballroom just accidentally knocked over a porta-potty and spilled excretory waste into the ventilation shaft of Trump's new underground bunker.
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James Sessoms
James Sessoms@funnycrzy·
@Dhawks1839Karen @JoshHall2024 Agreed. MAGA is so stupid. They apparently don't realize there may be more than 1 Sasha Obama lol. That could very well be that ladies name, but she's not THE Sasha Obama they ate referring to.
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Karen hawks
Karen hawks@Dhawks1839Karen·
The f--king lies are phenomenal from MAGA morons. I know they think all black people look the same, so when one thinks or says this is Sasha Obama, we know he or she doesn't know his or her ass from a hole in the ground. Given recent photos of Sasha Obama she's trim, not hippy.
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Greg
Greg@GGrove90968·
@mjfree It's clearly fake 🤥
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Morgan J. Freeman
This is photo of Trump that the world press released from China. The White House hasn't been able to pull it down.
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Last Normal Guy
Last Normal Guy@TheSaneMinority·
@sophaller Listen Sophie, you have a pretty face but women sports are a joke. It's an embarrassment to our country
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Byl Holte
Byl Holte@SirBylHolte·
The 15 Greatest Movie Catchphrases: 1. Get away from her you bitch! 2. I’m your huckleberry. 3. It puts the lotion on its skin. 4. You talkin’ to me? 5. Here’s looking at you, kid. 6. We’re gonna need a bigger boat. 7. Say hello to my little friend! 8. You can’t handle the truth! 9. Houston, we have a problem. 10. May the Force be with you. 11. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! 12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. 13. Hasta la vista, baby. 14. I see dead people. 15. KHAAAAAN! What did I leave out?
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James Sessoms
James Sessoms@funnycrzy·
@Poloponies35 @SmithZoe22704 He's not Muslim, that was propaganda to make Republiscum voters hate him(as if they'd vote for a man of color to begin with since the only good colored is in chains on a plantation as far as they're concerned).
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jeff connors
jeff connors@Poloponies35·
@SmithZoe22704 No, the Manchurian candidate was installed to crush western civilization, usher in the one world order. The Bush family had a lot to do with what he was able to accomplish. Division, socialism and communism along with pushing the Muslim narrative. Which makes sense, he’s a Muslim
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Zoe Smith
Zoe Smith@SmithZoe22704·
Is B Obama the greatest President of the United States of America ever? 🤔🤷 A. Yes 👍 Or B. No 👎
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Joshua Hall
Joshua Hall@JoshHall2024·
🚨BREAKING:🚨CHINESE PRESIDENT XI REVEALS TO PRESIDENT TRUMP LIST OF DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS, WOKE GENERALS WHO TOLD HIM TO "IGNORE" WHAT TRUMP SAYS, GO THROUGH THEM FOR ALL FOREIGN POLICY MATTERS IN SECRET BACK CHANNEL - In his HIGH STAKES overseas trip to China, President Trump has reportedly worked out a deal to establish friendlier relations with Chinese President Xi and his country wherein Xi is said to have given up A MASSIVE LIST OF TOP US POLITICIANS AND GENERALS who have been betraying our country by undermining the foreign policy of the Trump administration with China in exchange for our President agreeing to ease economic sanctions on the communist country. Democrat Senators Mark Kelly of Arizona, Elissa Slotkin of Michigan, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz and former WOKE Generals Mark Milley, James Mattis and John Kelly from President Trump's first term in office are said to be KEY PLAYERS on this TREASONOUS list, allegedly telling their counterparts in the Chinese government to effectively IGNORE the US Commander in Chief and his administration and to instead negotiate all US/China policy matters with them through TOP SECRET BACK CHANNELS. They allegedly told Xi and his government that this is necessary because President Trump is "unstable" and "a threat to the global order" and that they would pursue more "China friendly policies" with The Chinese Communist Party in exchange for their own financial benefit. In other words, these TURNCOATS engaged in yet another COUP ATTEMPT against the duly elected President of The United States, working with a hostile foreign government. Do YOU agree with President Trump that these SCUM are truly THE ENEMY WITHIN? 👊🏻🔥🇺🇸
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Chris Waterman Ryan
Chris Waterman Ryan@HBLEGENDWATTA·
@hashjenni It makes me happy that I'm not a cry baby Democrat and that Donald Trump's major concern is keeping America safe" !
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Jenni
Jenni@hashjenni·
Dear Trump supporters, When Donald Trump looks directly at the camera and says he doesn't care about your financial situation, how does that make you feel?
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KING SOLOMON 🟦
KING SOLOMON 🟦@kingsolo4reall·
@CalltoActivism He’s the President, not your safe-space nanny. She asked a dumb gotcha question about a ballroom HE personally doubled in size and he roasted her with FACTS. Meanwhile Biden couldn’t even remember what day it was. This is alpha energy, deal with it.
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CALL TO ACTIVISM
CALL TO ACTIVISM@CalltoActivism·
OMG!!! Trump just EXPLODED at a female reporter for asking him about his sudden request from Congress for DOUBLE the amount for his ballroom. "I doubled the size of it, you DUMB PERSON. I doubled it. You're not a smart person." Holy hell.
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The Halfway Post
The Halfway Post@HalfwayPost·
BREAKING: A worker operating a forklift for the construction of Trump’s White House ballroom just accidentally knocked over a row of three porta-potties and spilled excretory waste all over the work site.
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Bel0114
Bel0114@BelTX0114·
@covie_93 So Trump has nearly been assassinated 3 times, that we know of, and the media just yawns????
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Covie
Covie@covie_93·
So, trump called a female reporter a bitch and the other reporters just.....stood there???
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J George
J George@JohnGeorge19799·
@HalfwayPost No reporter should ever talk like that to Trump. How fucking disgusting
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The Halfway Post
The Halfway Post@HalfwayPost·
BREAKING: For the first time a journalist has reportedly told Donald Trump on a phone call, “Every single claim you have made about this war has been proven a lie within hours, and I will not be publishing anything you’ve told me today.”
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James Sessoms
James Sessoms@funnycrzy·
@BuzzPatterson Sounds like that's coming from a man whose family grew up as plantation owners and you're just angry you can't keep slaves anymore.
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Buzz Patterson
Buzz Patterson@BuzzPatterson·
The biggest racist we’ve ever had in the White House. Hands down.
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James Sessoms
James Sessoms@funnycrzy·
@GodfatherGSCS @herotimeszero Doesn't mean it's a bot or that it is wrong. But just imagine, if a computer AI can come up with that conclusion (which Grok has done several times) it's strange that a human being with a brain is dumber to not see the same truth.
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James Sessoms
James Sessoms@funnycrzy·
@pittman72331 @Rightanglenews There's not really anything moral about your majority. In fact it's more like immoral majority given your president elect is a pedo, otherwise he wouldn't be fighting the Epstein files being released so hard and distracting you every which way with other BS.
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Right Angle News Network
Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews·
Two gay men in Nashville are sparking nationwide outrage after recording a video of themselves mocking the baby they had via surrogacy as it cries for its mother for content. Man: “Who do you want, Dada or Pop?” Baby: “Mama” Man: “No, there is no mama.” Baby: cries
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James Sessoms
James Sessoms@funnycrzy·
@JoshHall2024 No one trusts it anymore because the judges can't be impartial. Think Clarence Thomas not recusing himself from ruling on evidence presented where his wife was the defendant.
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Joshua Hall
Joshua Hall@JoshHall2024·
🚨BREAKING:🚨Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett was recently spotted at a PRO CHOICE FUNDRAISER with liberal Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson in Washington DC and is allegedly spending "more and more of her time" discussing cases with the 3 liberal justices on the court while avoiding the male justices in the conservative majority. This is according to an anonymous clerk of Barrett's, who has become concerned by the Trump-appointed Justice's seeming rapid recent liberal shift and WOKE SENTIMENTS. It appears that we were once again DECEIVED and have another wolf in sheep's clothing on the highest court in the land... Our federal judiciary is HIGHLY COMPROMISED and this is why NO ONE TRUSTS IT ANYMORE.
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