@thedailymemes_ Pretty sure that would be for para sailing or something like that and isn't designed for sky diving
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Whiskey Grump
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Whiskey Grump
@funnyortryhard
For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow?
United States Katılım Ocak 2019
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@1SHJYS1 If it makes you feel better I had a girl argue with me you can't pee with an erection. I told her that while it's certainly harder you can pee with one, but she assured me I was incorrect, as a guy...
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one time, this group of girls in my culinary class were genuinely convinced that it stayed permanently stretched
and I looked like the misogynistic one because i was a guy arguing with 3 girls about how women's bodies worked
TraderSZ@trader1sz
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@hairlineszn @masterdesattar1 @imbacklike_45_ @Timelesss45 @DuckMouthThomas @ManMilk2 🤷 hang out outside women's prison?
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QME
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The biggest problem with these endless hoaxes is that there are never any consequences. This woman blatantly fabricated a story to make Customs and Border Protection look bad, but because there is no cost to doing it, she and others can keep doing it over and over. I understand it’s free speech, but it is also defamation.
Homeland Security@DHSgov
The passenger’s claims are blatantly FALSE. Sunny Naqvi, arrived at O’Hare at 10:21 a.m. on March 5, 2026. CBP officers referred her to Secondary, for additional inspection based on law enforcement checks and conducted a baggage exam. Ms. Naqvi departed CBP within 90 minutes of her arrival to the United States. Ms. Naqvi was not taken into custody or transferred to ICE for detention.
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@lporiginalg Bullshit. When I graduated Magna Cum Laude from one of the best schools in the country we were in a recession and I was making a whopping $300/week. That’s $15,600/yr BEFORE taxes. In LOS ANGELES. I STILL have never owned a home. My parents had 18% interest rates! Cry me a river
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@kitahnji @Arrekisu @KpinKonnoisseur @WilliamSNabokov @fleshsimulator I make parts of medical devices and saving Xanax for three years actually qualifies him for forbidden quaaludes
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@Arrekisu @KpinKonnoisseur @WilliamSNabokov @fleshsimulator I'm a pharmacy technician. Keeping old xanax for no reason other than to prove to yourself that you don't need to take them isn't an addiction but it's a decent indicator of addictive tendencies or problems that the person is trying to self regulate.
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I’ve had 2 bars of Xanax untouched in a medkit for the past three years.
I have full access to them at any time. There’s nothing that’s preventing me from taking them.
Still haven’t taken them. I’m sure this is incomprehensible to you, though, you fucking fаggоt
a thousand buttes🏜️@Col_goldfish
@fleshsimulator You’re going to become someone’s slave for benzos
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@PBatemanPilt5z @collegefessing Can you recommend 3 brands. of cranberry juice and rate them from best to worst?
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I need you to finish this.
Because right now, the story stops at the worst possible moment.
Freshman year. UTIs every other month. Antibiotics. Crying in dorm bathrooms. Boyfriend being sweet, bringing cranberry juice, saying "we'll figure it out."
Then one night you walked in on him.
And the sentence just... ends.
That's not a story. That's a cliffhanger with teeth.
What did you walk in on?
Because whatever it was, it explains every infection. Every round of antibiotics. Every tear in that bathroom.
And it wasn't cranberry juice.
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“I kept getting brutal UTIs like every other month freshman year antibiotics on repeat, crying in the dorm bathroom, the works. My boyfriend was super sweet about it, always bringing me cranberry juice and saying “we’ll figure it out babe.” Then one night I walked in on him…
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@AnonSquirrelx @S0meKind0fHuman @Spanish_Techno She misheard him saying his test was cancelled as testicular cancer.
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If you’re ever embarrassed about something you did drunk, I have a story. One time I met a stranger woman, and I said, “would you like to do drugs with me in the bathroom?” And she said, “no, one of my best friends died of a fentanyl overdose last week, but thank you.”
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@DavidHoye11 @AppyOrtho The deductible is the least of your problems. They will silently raise your rates every year for the next 10 years if they have to payout anything to you even if it wasn't your fault.
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My son’s boss in the work chat (mind you this is a non-essential, retail business)
Boss: Everyone come into work today. We are open, drive safe!
My son: I’m calling out.
Enrique: I’m coming in boss.
20 mins later
Enrique: I just wrecked
My son calls him. Hears his kids in the background.
“Man, you okay?”
“Ah ya dude, I was just bull$hitting.” 🤣
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@Jslick812 @luisjgomez Not that it matters, Lexus is Toyota, Acura is Honda
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@luisjgomez Acura's are literally Toyota's luxury line! But who gives a shit it's your money, buy whatever car you want! These people hating on you without trying to be funny is weird ASF bro! Now stop being gay and let me open for you! If I'm not funny I will walk away and leave you alone!
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1) I drive an Acura
2) Harrington went on podcasts and talked about it. Admitted he wasn’t doing the work.
3) he still works for GaS Digital just not as a producer which takes a certain amount of organization and time management which are not his strengths
4) I’m meeting up with Harrington in 30 mins to train. We are friends.
5) I showed him this and he thinks you’re gay
Darcy Wallace@DukeFromMoncton
@zynlord1989 @CommanderBluDvl @luisjgomez Why talk about it publicly @zynlord1989 ? Why do anything that would damage the odds of a former employee finding their next job? Shit like this isn’t cute when Luis is in his forties & driving a luxury car. Makes me rethink the fake community @ Skankfest.
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@Balder998 @iwsfutcmd No my UK ex did this, it's true. She was crazy though tbf.
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good god this is horrifying
i actually encountered this first-hand while Couchsurfing in the Netherlands, and there was also a German guest there. my Dutch host told her "oh, and *make sure to rinse the soap off the dishes*" as she was cleaning up. i looked at her like she was an asshole, and was like "i mean, that German girl is an adult, i'm certain she knows how to do the dishes", but my Dutch host was like "no, you have to understand, they normally leave the soap on. it's disgusting. something about a commercial for dish soap that came out a long time ago in Germany and the habit stuck"
i thought she might have been fucking with me, but i guess this is an actual thing
TaraBull@TaraBull
They don't rinse the soap off of their dishes
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@ObnoxMizFan @ChuckCallesto @elonmusk @grok Amazing logic, Israeli paid for Afghans to fly the planes into America, their biggest source of income. Because of all logic that the Israeli government controls all aspects of the American government, somehow the logic is, attack the people that give them the most money.
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To all Airlines, Pilots, Drug Dealers, and Human Traffickers, please consider THE AIRSPACE ABOVE AND SURROUNDING VENEZUELA TO BE CLOSED IN ITS ENTIRETY. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
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@MatthewODonoho2 @KazukiKiryu87 @grok @Frei_und_Franke @leeharris Feel like that's important context if true
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@KazukiKiryu87 @grok @Frei_und_Franke @leeharris The blade belonged to the other guy and Rakeem was stabbed first.
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Just a reminder that Rakeem Thomas, the man in this picture, was *cleared in court* of attempted murder even though video footage went viral of him repeatedly stabbing someone on a train
This country is broken.
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@TatsunokoCroi @sickmarin87 @sxdiqcarter_ You just decided to make that up? They will put a lien on the house, if you don't pay them you will lose ownership of the house. It happens, often to old people.
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@funnyortryhard @sickmarin87 @sxdiqcarter_ You'd go to jail for tax evasion but they wouldnt seize the land. Its your land. You'd own land from prison.
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Population of 1.4b+ people btw
Globe Eye News@GlobeEyeNews
90% of people in China now own their own homes.
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@sickmarin87 @sxdiqcarter_ Do Americans? Why can they take your house if you stop paying tax?
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@sxdiqcarter_ Chinese people may own their home but they don’t own the land.
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Conventional Meats: beef pork chicken
Specialty meats: lamb duck veal rabbit
Unused meats: horse, camel, donkey llama,
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@JaxTeller718 @iloveminigolf I think you're onto something. Mb he has bad circulation from blowing all his veins shooting up so he wears compression gear for swelling. Doesn't explain why no sweats tho. A guy from Maine I know only wore shorts all winter just as a stubborn quirk, mb it's a macho thing.
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Okay so are his legs horrifically scarred and mangled because why else would he refuse to wear shorts to exercise like this
Secretary Kennedy@SecKennedy
I teamed up with @SecDef Hegseth for the "Pete & Bobby Challenge" — 50 pull-ups, 100 push-ups. This is the start of a nationwide push to get Americans fit again. We’re calling on our friend @SecDuffy to take the challenge.
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@TitusAngus81415 @superbroNBA @neko_girl92 @Latina_Pride Are you sure you're not just uninformed when it comes to central and south American leftism? I'm not an expert but I think the legacy of colonialism is a topic for them. Not to mention the Philippines they've got both.
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@superbroNBA @neko_girl92 @Latina_Pride No mention of the Spanish here… funny how leftists don’t care about Spanish conquest. They care only about successful empires. Jealously at its finest.
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i find roman empire worship by americans or anglos really bizarre. it's like if chinese people worshipped the japanese empire.
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