Emz Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Just a fifty something loving and trying to live her best life

sir lewis hamilton’s 8th

@ThrillaRilla369 No, but had a few blackboard erasers lobbed at my head!

Did you ever get hit by a teacher as a kid?

@james_xond I do it frequently. It’s called insomnia 😭. Can I have my million dollar now please?

If someone offered you a million dollars to stay awake for 24 hours straight, would you do it?

@METAVERZUZ Yes

Yes or No: You’ve been to 20+ concerts in your lifetime.

Right at the end of PMQs as everyone was darting out of the door, the Rt Hon Sir Edward Leigh MP (Gainsborough, Conservative) raised a Point of Order, on the subject of numbnuts Keir Starmer never answering a fucking question. The Speaker admits there is nowt he can do.

@ThrillaRilla369 🙋‍♀️ I won’t even have half a shandy if I’m driving

Who can honestly say they have never had a DUI I'll wait

@Savanna221988 Because Johnny was innocent

H "But Johnny Depps brand recovered, why won't mine?"

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@HawkEmDownChris True Coldplay ❤️

True or False: You’ve seen your favorite artist perform live.

@FXMC1957 Loved this!

24 March 1979. 1st episode of ITV mystery series Tales of the Unexpected was broadcast. It was created by Roald Dahl and based on his short stories. Each episode told a story with an unexpected ending. It ran for 112 episodes until 13 May 1988.

OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@CatLover56577 Of* Damn sausage fingers 🤦🏼‍♀️

@CatLover56577 Kick them out if my house?? I’d kick them up and down my damn street half a dozen times!

Be honest: would you kick someone out of your house for mistreating your pet?

Not even the teleprompter was ready for this 😺

If someone offered you a million dollars to listen to just one artist for 48 hours straight, who would you choose ??

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@PinocchPrincess Congratulations PP 🥰🥰🥰 Welcome to the world lil man xxx

My heart is full!! We have a grandson. 🩵🩵🩵🩵

@Animal_fanlover Awww hi Max 🥰🥰

15 years of bad luck for anyone who doesn't say hi to max

@joeroganhq @ViQueenie

Prince Harry: "I can't see a world in which I would be bringing my wife and children back to the UK at this point."