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@AppleTVNewsHub This sounds like the biggest load of shite 🙈

Joe Alwyn, Richard Gadd, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Joel Kinnaman, Daniel Ings, Bob Morley and Fehinti Balogun have been cast as Juno Temple’s husbands in #TheHusbands. The #AppleTV series follows Lauren, who returns to her London flat and is greeted by her husband—despite never having met him. When he goes to the attic and disappears, a new husband appears in his place.

@FPL_Gaurav Aaron Lennon

My brain is absolutely frying while selecting a Brighton Midfielder for #FPL WC GW32 And I think I am not the only one facing this dilemma. Which Brighton Midfielder is the best option to go with? 1) Mitoma - explosive, proven, but minutes? 2) Minteh - numbers look solid, but can I trust it long term? 3) Jack Hinshelwood - differential dreams or 2 point reality? 4) Gross - The most nailed Brighton Midfielder, on set pieces too. And that's the problem with Brighton, too many options, too much rotation, and somehow the one you don’t pick always hauls. Heart says Mitoma, Mind says Gross!! 🥲 Who are you guys picking?

@Mikesbikes7 @seedposting @Stormi_luv Like mixing red wine with dr pepper

@funsty90 @seedposting @Stormi_luv Goes together like lamb and tuna fish

@PopBase Needing security to safely walk home from work is the perfect summary of New York right now

Zohran Mamdani walked 6 miles home last night from the New York City Hall to round out his first 100 days in office.

@seedposting @Stormi_luv With potatoes? Wtf

@Stormi_luv Nice glass of cold milk with your potatoes

@LFC Rats fleeing the sinking ship

We can confirm Andy Robertson will bring his Reds career to an end at the conclusion of the current season. He will do so as a Liverpool legend ❤️

@cfcAds @themagic_tophat @FootieWriter Fofana is over 200k

@themagic_tophat @FootieWriter Only player on over £200k a week is Reece James. Their new salary cap is ridiculous

Out of the top 20 highest earners in the Premier League: Man City — 9 Arsenal — 5 Liverpool — 4 Man United — 2 Chelsea have no players on OVER £200k p/w. Others have several. Everton have one. Does that need to change to compete at the top level again? #CFC

@FootieWriter This is such a shameless lie. You even have cretins like Fofana above 200k

@AnfieldSector He has literally had 4 transfer windows...

[🟢] NEW: As things stand, FSG believe there is mitigation for performances: the death of Diogo Jota principle among that, given its effect on his team-mates at the start of the season. There has also been the fall-off in performance of the stars of the era, primarily last season’s top goalscorer Mohamed Salah. While Slot is acknowledged to have made errors, the feeling is that he deserves four transfer windows before a judgment is made. [@SamWallaceTel]

@Friendzy2806 @AnfieldEdition @JamesPearceLFC Wirtz has had a thankless season 💩

@AnfieldEdition @JamesPearceLFC I don't understand how James can make an article on this, we have much bigger issues at the club right now... Ekitike had a thankless task last night, same for Wirtz etc... if we had no intention of attacking, we should have started Jones etc. Shocking. #SlotOut

🥇| @JamesPearceLFC: "It has become increasingly clear over his debut season that he is not an authentic No 9. "Ekitike’s long-term future at Anfield will either be as a second striker or playing off the left."

@InvertTheWing Why you watching little kids for you pedo

Manchester City are about to make a generational mistake, just so they can occupy a 6’5 goalkeeper who cannot dominate his box, claim a cross, or make a single successful pass under the slightest bit of pressure. I have watched James Trafford since he was a little kid. Whoever gets him is getting a generational keeper.

@JohnJohnboy1988 @oelma__ This gif is literally from Face Off

@oelma__ Gone in 60 seconds

@asfarasdelgados @WeAreTheOverlap So 2 of the most crucial details in the story then? Nice one Shay

@funsty90 @WeAreTheOverlap To be fair he just got the player and the ground wrong, the basis of the story, that Robson & the GK coach overruled him over which way to dive, is almost certainly true

Facing a penalty is one thing… 👀 Facing Wayne Rooney from the spot is something else 😅💥

@LewisSteele_ He cost £115 million actually

I've been quite lenient on Florian Wirtz this season as I am certain he will live up to his price tag in the near future. But so many of these games I am left thinking: what does he do? So ineffective and when you cost £100m, you want way, way more.

@JamesPearceLFC Complete flop. That's what he's been

There have been flashes of brilliance from Florian Wirtz since he joined Liverpool, but what’s been lacking is a truly standout performance on the big stage. Parc des Princes would be the perfect place to put that right tonight. #LFC nytimes.com/athletic/71732…

@alex_crook @UtdXclusive Fair enough then. Aggregator @UtdXclusive sort yourselves out

@funsty90 @UtdXclusive I never said they spent that. Thanks

@stephenrenfort3 @StretfordEndx It doesn't have to be United, but you're losing them. You can have Ugarte and bring back Sean Longstaff to replace them

@funsty90 @StretfordEndx Like I have said in the past United can't afford Tonali or Bruno so move on

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Manchester United have set a €40m price tag on Manuel Ugarte, who is expected to leave this summer. Newcastle United are monitoring his situation closely as they assess midfield options, with Sandro Tonali attracting strong interest ahead of the summer window. [@caughtoffside] #mufc

@mc_lively_ They won 39 league games? How've they done that? I assume you mean league games as you're talking about a league award?

Arsenal have won 39 games this season. United have won “15” Yes you heard that right “15” But you people have the nerve to say their player should be PFA. Delusional lot.