10,000 retweets to admit that all of crypto is mine.
I own the crypto market.
I could have made 100million dollars yesterday.
I made 0. I burnt all the money given to me.
I do not want money.
I will make you all rich. Ill pump everything to VALHAL.
Sorry for the cliffhanger, folks! 🎬 Had to make sure everything was perfect. Trust me, the wait will be worth it. Big news will now drop Monday! 🚀 Content will still be consistently posted!
$fux #StayTuned#WorthTheWait#FuxNoos#fux
🚨Breaking $fux NOOS🚨
@coinbase is experiencing a system wide outage.
Make sure you put your crypto in a wallet. Not your keys, not your funds. Be safe out there. Stay tuned for more breaking fux noos.
My fellow Politifi enjoyoors,
It is time for a new Politifi token to run past $25m for new liquidity to flow into all of our projects.
I have come up with three words that will ensure that token is LAPTOP this month.
Crackhead. Ninja. Titties.
Democrats have gagged both candidates. They won’t let Trump talk because he tells the truth and they won’t let Biden talk because he tells stories about his uncle being eaten by cannibals.