victorio retrogrado

@stfutakeajoke @BakerTheMaker03 @NotBlizzzo @LilNasX @YouTube Ok, now kiss.

@TOliveFern Years telling us how supporting Palestinians was akin to throwing her off a rooftop, only to be thrown under the bus by the very people she aligned with.

Heartbreaking 💔

@MrAustinShow @cringechin Bello y natural

@cringechin No te preocupes, hablo espanol porque estudie por 7 Anos

we’ve been in mexico less than 24 hours and austin has exclusively been texting me in spanish 😭😭 bro is out here responding “dios mio” to everything 😭😭😭

@hasanthehun @DNC he's calling you useless! Prove him wrong by doing some effective opposition.

jobs where you get rewarded for failing to accomplish basic tasks: -streamers -cops -ceos -dnc

@sanandrios @PopCrave Folks in the comments not knowing that Beautiful was recorded for the same record Dirty was in.

@PopCrave why are y'all mad. this was xtina at the time

Linda Perry says she thought Christina Aguilera was too “hot” to sing “Beautiful”: “She was like, ‘Okay I want that.’ And I’m thinking in my mind, ‘No, you’re like, a hot chick. I’m not giving you this song. No way. Are you kidding me?’ My manager at the time said, ‘Why don’t you let her sing it and see what it sounds like?’ So I let her sing it and it made sense. That’s when I discovered beautiful people are actually insecure and are just as damaged as I am.” 🔗: youtu.be/NakHCMe5zMU?si…

@thekiranoir I remember a Tumblr girl who posted content with her bf, and she would get tons of comments FROM MEN asking her to get a guy with a bigger dick. Big muscular guys, with a Pringles can of a hog, that's all for the male gaze.

big dicks became a trope in porn because viewers get pissed if they can’t see every centimeter of the dick pumping into a hole, and cuz men want to fantasize not just about fucking the hot girl, but fucking her with a big ol peepee most women are thrilled with 5-7 inches

@RetenChiriqui No les da pena subir este pupu de gráfica?

🇵🇦⚽ Panamá anunciará el 26 de mayo su lista oficial para el Mundial 2026. Carrasquilla, Godoy, Mosquera, Murillo, Córdoba, Ismael Díaz, Waterman y Fajardo perfilan como fijos. Kadir Barría, Alberto Quintero y Josué Vergara podrían ser sorpresas. Mas en RetenChiriqui.com

@Freya_Allmother This reminds me of my job's leadership team (US based) sending me and my team mates (in Panama) congratulations over Cinco de Mayo, which is a Mexican holiday.

I can only facepalm so much.. DM: whats 17th of may? Me: Our independence day. DM: lol no thats in july Me: I'm norwegian. DM: everbody knows independence day is july 4th! Me: I'm Norwegian!! DM: european schools must be real bad lol Like...are you serious?? Are you that dumb?

@annamlulis @elonmusk He could just take him to a park.

Normalize this. @elonmusk is the richest man in the world, yet consistently lives out his pro-child beliefs by bringing his own children into his daily work. He is walking around Beijing China with his son Lil X Kids aren’t burdens—they’re the future.

@PopBase Yeah, but he supports arseanal

Zohran Mamdani has turned blocks in front of 50 NYC public schools into car-free ‘Soccer Streets’ where children can play in celebration of the upcoming World Cup.

@kermintslove @2Bearornot2Bear @hellspatisserie Getting off to nothing sounds very normal. S/

@2Bearornot2Bear @hellspatisserie Okay then u guys dont have sex y'all say the dumbest shit on this app. Your so porn addicted that the thought of getting off to a past experience with ur partner, their face, or even nothing is actually mind-boggling to you like

The “watching porn is cheating because when you have a partner you should be fucking them instead” argument kind of has horrifying implications when you think about it.

@Alexaxfcb No es un pase, es la grafica de valor de mercado de manor solomon

Hay alguien que tenga el vídeo de ese pase que está en azul?

@Gazpachen Menudo LIO 🙄

Atención al LÍO que se puede desatar en BAYERN. Footyheadlines ha informado que Bayern y Adidas reeditarán la famosa camiseta de la temporada 1995/97 en el próximo año. En la temporada 2018/2019, Bayern dejó de usar el color azul por protesta de sus propios fanáticos. En esa temporada, los pantalones del kit eran azules marinos. Ante esto el club se reunió con los fanáticos y luego publicó en un comunicado que solo utilizarán el rojo y el blanco (como predominantes) en la camiseta titular. ¿La razón de las protestas? El azul (y sus distintas tonalidades) es el color del Múnich 1860, eterno rival del Bayern. Y, claramente, no quieren parecerse en nada a ellos.

@violet145 @luxemiaa Oh dang William Carlos Williams! This guy wrote a poem that inspired my favorite song.

@luxemiaa Same vibe. Both fill me with rage.

When I was 7 months pregnant, my husband and I went to a party and they had cherry pie. I brought one slice home specifically for myself because at that stage of pregnancy I thought about food constantly. I put it in the fridge, went to bed, and fully planned on eating it the next day. The next morning I woke up already thinking about that pie. I walked to the kitchen excited, opened the fridge, and the container was empty. That man ate it. Not even after a few days. Not after asking me if I still wanted it. This happened within hours. I just stood there staring into the fridge trying to process what I was seeing. Then I started crying so hard he thought something actually terrible had happened. And honestly I still defend my.......

@MiryAyala Donde?

PAREN TODOOOOOOO!!! Reebok hizo lo imposible! Logró lo impensado!!! Hizo la camiseta de la selección tan fea que TRAJERON LA KAPPA HERMOSA DE NUEVO!!!!

@ArrochaAbraham @FKAuda @ninomangravita @duroalhueso @10jonhyapolayo @KristtianPA @manoloalvarezc @chepebomba @ricardoicaza7 @tacuaraochoa @naturalmentefu1 Mas goles, y en una liga europea. Claramente tiene mejores condiciones para ir al mundial que Kadir. Asi es que va el análisis, no?

INDOMABLE 🔥 Doblete del actual máximo Goleador de la Virsliga de Letonia, el Panameño Josué "Yayita" Vergara 🇵🇦 llega a 10 Goles en 11 partidos con el FK Auda #DatoAA

@Mr_Pablo_P @MibshaD This is a great argument, if you're stupid,which you are.

@MibshaD Because thy are not real people !

Raise ur hands if you support abortion in extremely necessary situations, like when a woman is pregnant and doesn't want to be.

@rmartinelli @PGN_PANAMA @ContraloriaPma Callate!

Pagaran y llegaremos hasta las últimas consecuencias todos los involucrados, tome lo que tome, cueste lo que cueste. @PGN_PANAMA @ContraloriaPma

@admalaone Mi mejor amigo se hizo amigo de un gringo que actuaba igual. Mi amigo le comentaba que le gustaría aprender sobre fotografía, y el gringo, le calló con una cámara profesional, que se la fuera pagando en cuotas.

Settimane fa parlavo con collega belga di farine, pane, pizze, etc. Mi dice che lui compra una farina ottima da un mulino bio, che devo assolutamente provarla e che me ne darà un po'. Oggi me ne porta un kg e mi fa: "Sono 2€, me li dai quando puoi, tranquilla".

@rubenchenwong Papa John vive de su marca, pero la decaída de esa franquicia es de estudio. Cuando abrieron era experiencia de restaurante, con meseros y todo. Ahora son comida rapida de baja gama. Asi mismo era Pizza Hut y bueno , QEPD.

La pelea es peleando.

@Emily_Mckenzie @MoneyMi19486132 @hasanthehun @JonahDispatch LMAO!

@MoneyMi19486132 @hasanthehun @JonahDispatch No I don't lol

Love the idea that normie Democrats have to make peace with this poltroon because he represents some kind of winning message.