Gabe Roof

This caption is smoking me lmfao

This is one of those fake games that you'd see Ice-T play on Law and Order

what the hell man

real

overthinkers when the message feels a bit off

In 10 years we’re going to see posts criticising gen alpha for spending all their money on rice when sawdust is cheaper and just as filling

The world is full of pain, but watching disabled dogs in wheelchairs discover the freedom of a garden makes it all disappear

Mosquitos when they see you in shorts:

Just some bullshit with legs

*Jaxson Dart and Abdul Carter drama on the internet* Jameis Winston in Great Britain:

Add 'All-Defensive First Team' to Ausar Thompson's resume ✅

Dawg is that Dillon Brooks playing a game of “Operation” where you have to steal the ball from SGA without being called for a foul 😭 I’M CRYING 😂😂😂

@bigwerms @NoHoldsCards well obviously if its 5 years apart thats a different story

@gabe_roof @NoHoldsCards When the sales are 5 years apart? Na.

The one thing I appreciate when offers are made above all is consistency. Had someone last show tell me all offers are based on average of sales and then immediately say on a card following “yeah I mean I’m going to have base this off of the last…” Don’t say you’re going to offer based on last several sales and the next card you look up you offer solely based on last sale because it’s the lowest one. Or if you’re only offering off last sale, don’t then say well that one’s the highest of the last 5. Whatever philosophy you roll with is fine, just stick to it throughout. Negotiating is a fun game and a challenge but it is important to be consistent above all.

Is this too much for a business casual happy hour

@bwilsonNV @RedWavePress saying this while you live in a no income tax state is hilarious

I’ll just say this. If taxation without representation is not allowed, then you shouldn’t have representation without taxation either. No skin in the game (paying tax), should equal no vote. Otherwise, we just have people constantly voting to take from one group and give to themselves.

NAILED IT: Jeff Bezos: “A nurse in Queens who makes $75K a year pays more than $12K a year in taxes. Does that really make sense?” “So people talk about making the tax system more progressive. How about we start by having the nurse in Queens NOT pay taxes? At all!” “Why is a nurse in Queens who makes $75K a year paying more than $1K a month in taxes?” “That’s $1K a month that could help with rent or groceries or anything.” “And by the way, do you know what that all adds up to? The bottom half of income earners in this country pay only 3% of the taxes. It’s only 3%.” “We can find 3%. So we don’t have... it’s a small amount of money for the government. You know that. And the more I thought about it, to me, it’s kind of absurd that we’re doing this.” “We shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington — they should be sending her an apology. It really makes no sense.” Exactly!

@DrunkMiggy "washed up" Kawhi just had his best scoring season to date 😭😭😭 he's 34 but still get him for 2-3 years, he is exactly who Ausar needs to learn from

Would add to the list of washed up former All Stars to join the Pistons: -Allen Iverson -Tracy McGrady -Chris Webber -Christian Laetner -Derek Rose -Ben Gordon -Joe Smith ….

@Tigersfanjr @karawolfbauer well in baseball terms yes.. but the ORIGINAL tarps off section award belongs to the 2025 Oklahoma State Cowboys, and it all began as a $10 bet between a college kid and his sister. Article link: nytimes.com/athletic/67101…

@karawolfbauer Its called tarps off lol apparently some Cardinals fans started it

A group of shirtless individuals has rallied together at Comerica Park in the upper deck!! Oh no😂 #DNMW

@Daamianski goofy ass sea creatures

whole species does nothing but hit the emote button