Yuck!

@RegistaCall You could drop a couple pounds

Good

@Muppetiers Yes or no?👇

Good to see the answer from Ornstein, much more in line with everything I’ve heard. Plenty of checks and inquiries to representatives have gone in on coaches. Quite a few resulting in being struck from the list. But there remains some coaches with eyes on them, and the performances and results over the next few weeks could change the landscape. Each game good or bad is a part of Carricks case for the job vs alternatives.

@tapintobs Will you even be on the show next year?

Let’s see if this Saeed guy will keep the same energy with Yoro. £59m and this guy is a bag of shit defender. Not good in possession, no awareness out of possession. Physically deficient. He is utter wank. But but but Madrid wanted him though 👍🏿

@ZAYN_Z7 Very funny, very original, can you post another one just like this?👍

@RegistaCall U could drop a couple pounds

The midget looks like a dot on the pitch bruh

@Paul_Heron_ No, because the best two have already been written, my friend. If you haven’t already, you’ll want to pick up these two books.

A book is waiting to be written about how the concept of Christian charity has become corrupted, impoverished and de-spiritualised in the modern era, such that it now means simply open borders and LGBT rights. Seems to me this development is part of the end of transcendence that Baudrillard wrote of.

@RegistaCall U could drop a couple pounds

End the season bruh, our midfield options are NOT ok

@credenzaclear2 The consumate rake during his time at yale.

@AscendedYield He didn’t great power responsibly

Spider-Man arrested in Chile

@Elegba99 Injera sighted!!

This is the cuisine of Elite Human Capital

@WakoCD_ You’re sincerely a clown, as evinced by your ignorance of the causes of that debacle of a summer, and of the fact that a good many of the personnel behind it are no longer there.

Since this, Raphinha, Dembele & Olise signed for their respective new clubs for a combined £137m— we signed Antony for £81m. Antony’s fee was £31.5m more any of those three, which ≈ what PSG spent on Nuno Mendes that 2022 summer. I still have little trust in our recruitment.

@suzania Replace “humans” with “Michelangelo”. The sentence will lose its generosity but gain its truth.

Look what humans can make

@Paul_Heron_ Get some Chamfort in there!

Fragmentary / aphoristic starter pack.

@Elegba99 Shatteringly beautiful, a sonnet begetting beauty.

Anti-AI has a physiognomy, and it’s exactly what you expect

@ftblhassan lol Muppets broke it on stream yday

Genuinely do club journos even get scoops like this

@kuchisakeonnax An excellent tweet.

professor of a niche subject who just has to be gay but still winds up knocking up a student.

@Elegba99 Thank you for saying this.

The Pope should excommunicate everyone who appeared in This Is the Girl

"Glad to get back to work tomorrow. Bit of normality"

@Vararse_ He saw 6,4 and melted like a woman…

Cryin man NOR is SO SHIT