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Gaeus Flavius
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Oh no!! Pickles shouldn't play with ink!
Reeo 🦝🇺🇸@reemareeo
Don't tell me that pickle is thinking about screen printing?
Palmetto, FL 🇺🇸 English
@velcroripper Get well soon. Praying for your quick recovery.
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Night all finally got admitted to the non-emergency room.
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@gaeusflavius I get it every time. You might absorb sulfur better. Some people are low in selenium and so they dont handle sulfur as well.
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Someone's iPhone alarm went off at 0512 am. Now I'm going to make that everyone's problem. GM
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Little House on the Prairie showrunner Rebecca Sonnenshine on why she rebuilt the frontier classic around a new lens:
"I think a lot of our pop culture portrays the West as men riding around with guns and solving problems with violence and posturing, but that is just not how it was settled... We really are trying to do a show that does not fall back on tropes of sort of masculinity."
Is a story about settling the American frontier supposed to avoid masculinity?
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@MiniTrueArchive They pushed that shit hard meanwhile I just walked around without a mask on.
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When I almost died in 2022,
A nurse took me for a walk around the ward in my hospital gown.
Ass out, balls out… needing support.
Halfway around the ward.. another nurse frantically runs over to us…
WHERES your COVID MASK?!?!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@fandompulse So it's more like "Little House On Brokeback Mountain"?
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@SumDumHoe All I have is this pole to do a saucy birthday dance just like the ladies in Montreal.
GIF
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It's my birthday!
Form the gift line to the left.
No small bills.
😌
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My wife showing me the news article for this yesterday:
Polymarket@Polymarket
NEW: Doctors prescribe 1.5 liters of Diet Coke to dissolve a stomach mass in a woman caused by weight-loss drug semaglutide.
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People are going to claim this is AI.
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@ingelramdecoucy wow it's always the ones sho were so normal who end up leaving
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Didn’t even know Boy George was ON this site, I thought he was dead
Boy George@BoyGeorge
This is my last post on this site! Good riddance!
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@gaeusflavius @jackmeridan The Free State of Jefferson.
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You absolutely can't fucking hate the state enough. JFC. I am so glad I am out of there. What a pack of cunts.
Greg Sydor 🛩️@sydor_greg
Jet owners take note: LA County will begin taxing aircraft that spend 5% or more of the year there. (18 days) Using new software, LA County ID'd 1,000 aircraft frequently visiting LA -- an est. $38M in new property tax revenue. CA Revenue and Taxation Code § 5362
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My favorite is when it’s 100+° outside and a customer’s neighbor walks over and says his is also broken and asks if I can look at it like I’m not already booked out until midnight.
Nah bro you can call the number on the van and I’ll see you in a couple days
Neil Graham@NizDizzle85
Customer’s neighbour: what do you charge for a new AC? Me: it depends, there’s quite a price range Neighbour: oh, you don’t know what an AC costs?
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This is what a NYC vendor was using as a table to cut watermelon.
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@gaeusflavius @DoctorRetardPhD The Einsteins. I remember that marriage. 😆 and good point.
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Actually, lightning is the visual accompaniment to the sound of thunder.
Enrique Tarrio@NobleOne
Remember this is the retard you guys follow for her “investigative reporting” on the Charlie Kirk assassination… If you watch one video today… Make it this one.
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