Andrew Gallagher

A squall's a-brewin

Bc they blew up the chicken man there

Microwaves be like: here is your hot plate of cold rice

how are you guys listening to all these new songs. im still not over lights by ellie goulding

Your first coffee's only purpose is to prepare you for the enjoyment of the second coffee

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place. I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails

We lost the ability to make classic Christmas movies post Elf. You get some outliers like The Holdovers but the genre is basically all Amazon tier streaming slop at this point.

school tours are absolutely wasted on children. literally a total waste of time. they have tiny brains. let me and my huge-brained friends tour the local hydro-electric dam and appreciate it in all its glory. these small-brained children cannot give it the respect it deserves.

Not to get political, but Pro-Dome folks are trying to ruin this country. You don’t want this?! You are out of your fricken mind! Go find another sport to make less fun and less beautiful!

The lake it is said never gives up her dead.

I’m convinced IQs have dropped by half since 2020. People at the post office look like they’ve just landed from outer space. Confused by doors, pens, mail slots. Absolutely cooked.

They gave me aux.

I rescind this. CJs is growing on me

Call this game the Federalist Papers, because James Madison is educating North Carolina in a convincing but super condescending manner.

@McQuesher Buy Parker Hannifin Stock

Thinking about investing in Doge Coin? Any advice

ND must rank last place in toughest places to play in college football. We give no intimidation factor to teams just all the motivation they need to play amazing vs us lol

Fuck CJs.