Kyle 🥩

Malcolm 𝕏 was right

@greg_price11 I know they had Patrick Ewing and probably John Starks.

Reporter: "What do you say to President Trump saying he's a lifelong Knicks fan?" Hochul: “I’d ask him to name the starting lineup of the 1993 Championship team and see how he does." The last time the Knicks won a championship was 1973.

@redbull Red Bull and a 🗑️

what’s the best combo with a Red Bull?

@Bickley_Marotta a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire

#Dbacks fans, fill in the blank - Right now, the Diamondbacks are hotter than ___

@earthcurated Thanks earth

Today is Memorial Day.

@MattWalshBlog I was an IV drug user and I like being into my health. If I start eating a little bit of sugar, I go on a bender with gallons of ice cream and SweetTart Ropes 😹 leave me alone and enjoy your dad bod and your family.

The health consciousness stuff has gone massively overboard. People walking around with bands tracking their vital signs every second of the day like they’re astronauts on the ISS. Treating alcohol or sugar like it’ll kill them if they look at it. Tracking their sleep. Counting their steps. It’s possible to live a healthy life without being an obsessive, paranoid lunatic. You’re gonna die either way. In a few decades you’ll be just as dead as the rest of us, if not sooner. Relax a little and live your life while you still can.

@PhillyDegen01 @Ok_Cinema0 Heredisommar

@Ok_Cinema0 If I see one fucking person say hereditary or midsommar….

best horror movie of all time

@hendrixnroses Yes. It messes with me more afterwards too.

psychological horror is sooo much better than jump scare horror

@Sozuposting @Polymarket The internet does. Check it out sometime.

@Polymarket does anyone know why?

JUST IN: Massive protests erupt in Madrid demanding Socialist Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez resign.

Get back with 𝕏 Premium and a dozen or so large bot accounts start following me? Weird.

@Dbacks @CaesarsSports Pervert

Massive, Huge, Enormous, etc.

@rand_longevity @RemindMeOfThiss in 400 days

400 days from now, nobody will be waking up for work or school

@SugaSeanMMA Would

I’ll like the best reply, go

@BirdmanofAZ Bench or cut

What would you do? Start Bench Cut

@Dbacks @MrAzSports He’s the enemy now 😹

Thank you for everything, Alek ❤️

@Gambo987 @Bickley_Marotta yep.

@Bickley_Marotta I miss when there was no pitch count and having a pitcher throw 125-140 was not the end of the world.

What is the biggest thing you miss about sports from when you were younger? Why?

@jhansen_op6 @TheJoeySwoll @DraftKings Guy knows swoll

@TheJoeySwoll @DraftKings Guy knows ball

FOR ALL THE BALL KNOWERS 🗣️ Can you guess this current Chicago Cubs player based on his MLB career path? 🤔

@JMartEnthusiast Yessir.

Alek Thomas if he didn’t hit that home run against the Phillies

@phxlogan Sure it’s the best duo, but I’m not a fan of Steve at all.

Idk where everyone else stands on this but IMO, Steve + Bob are LIGHTYEARS more enjoyable to listen to than Steve + any of Candiotti/Gonzo/Collmenter

@linkpinloser @samtripoli @adamcurry I heard him say that too on NA. I agree.

@samtripoli No. @adamcurry has already expressed interest in the rights to executions. Guillotine please.

Hey Netflix, can you make this the rirst televised execution?

@Daily_MailUS What about the Book of Ezekiel?

Religious leaders told 'prepare now' for UFO disclosure to unleash Bible-changing revelations