Lara

Uggghhh friends, today is heavy and I have nothing to contribute but a timeline cleanse of the little dumpling keeping me sane today.

@RaxKingIsDead And I am that mouse

tiny little voice, slappy little acoustic guitars. the occasional sweet keyboard. like club music for a mouse

paul simon has written some of the gentlest bangers of our time

Y'all are watching the boy fight but I'm watching a skunk eat his veggies

i still think about this 10yr old post a lot

@MaineWrexhamFan I'm fortunate to have parents who don't care whether I reproduce, but I definitely still get pressure from aunts, in-laws, etc. I'm glad you don't DO this bullshit but that doesn't mean people aren't still EXPERIENCING it from elsewhere.

@Eva_B89 For heaven’s sake, lots of us don’t pressure our adult children to have babies. Stop with the lazy stereotyping.

Ask any woman over 25 if it's unspoken

@Brooklynape nymag.com/intelligencer/…

This statue just appeared at a park in Philadelphia

@JamesTate121 nymag.com/intelligencer/…

@miclcm73 @bunsenbernerbmd I don't think it's a you-issue!! I've never heard a container/carton/basket of blueberries called a "tin"!!! "Tin" means, exclusively, "metal can" where I'm from!

@bunsenbernerbmd Hahaha I was so confused. I'm an idiot! 😭

We are just so very sorry for the blueberry incident of “24

They come back to invade Earth

Again, I'm obsessed. Truly a modern icon.

Bartender just emerged from the walk-in and proclaimed "I am so fucking baked" and I'm gonna tip her extra cuz I love her

@FlightRiskMush Thanks for sharing some little wins!! The group looks great!

In a bright spot today, Foucher led the team for the first time. She was a total natural!! She had a few moments of puppy ADHD but overall head down, focused...even figuring out gee over! I have high hopes for this little girlie.

Here's my dog

@Omar_Me Not to mention the 5(+?) backup singers who are mic'd???? She did great but this whole "wow an audience has never ..." Thing is wild

@americanreqiuem Sounds like it was a piped in prerecorded choir. No audience keeps that clean of a tone.

you can’t deny chappell roan’s impact. i can’t remember the last time a singer had the whole snl audience sing along with them

Welp, our dog figured out what "W-A-L-K" spells. We're cooked.

@Rolang7 Sending good vibes

It. Has. Been. A. Day. So, I need to know goodness still exists. Whatcha got? Dog pics accepted as goodness

@DeenyMarie BLESS HIS HEART

Jfc my boyf just looked up from his phone and said, “oh I didn’t realize that actor from Only Murders [in the building] is already famous” Y’all he’s talking about MERYL FUCKING STREEP

grandest station in the nation fellheimer & wagner, buffalo central terminal, buffalo, ny (1929)

@LucaGuadagnegro @crossfithomo "could I get [whatever tea], iced, please?" Totally normal

@crossfithomo i mean i’ve heard of ‘iced tea’ before but i didn’t realize you can just ice any tea… my life changed but i still don’t know how to order this normally

First customer of the day was the purest little himbo. He sat there and asked for an iced latte and then he said “is there anything like an iced latte but hot??” Yes I can do you a latte you little cutie 🥹

@benitosroman @j4d3b3th If you think that's down syndrome you must be retarded

it’s her moment!!!