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Garganium

@garganium

Katılım Şubat 2017
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Garganium
Garganium@garganium·
@CrueltyCanadian 1 100% accuracy SpDef drop move + 2 fire blasts will outperform 3 fire blasts damage wise, you'll save your limited 5-8 fire blast pp, and you'll not be tempting fate to miss
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CanadianCruelty@CrueltyCanadian·
@temp6t Why would I spend a turn turning a 3shot into a 2shot. It's both still 3 turns and fire blast looks cooler than screech anyway
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effectfully@effectfully·
That intense feeling of betrayal when you realize she's laughing at your jokes not because she appreciates your humor, but because she's sexually attracted to you.
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Garganium@garganium·
@parakeetnebula rate of learning for all mammals. It's probably the best gift to humanity I can think of in the age of information, plus the funny addition that coyotes, rats, and all sorts of critters are a bigger pain to deal with than before
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tater tot@parakeetnebula·
You can add one zero to any number that exists — meaning you multiply that number by 10. Literally any number: your bank account, the speed of light, human lifespan, global IQ, how many calories you burn per day, how big ur dick is, whatever. What number do u pick and why?
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Garganium@garganium·
@BenboQuest I'm glad people are coming to realize Outer Wilds is mid
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Garganium@garganium·
@Teslimatttt Cecil, Conquest /w sonic control implant, Isotope, and Space Racer. Have Conquest fight Thragg while Isotope keeps Space Racer out of danger and taking pot shots at Thragg.
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Teslimat@Teslimatttt·
You've got $12 to fight Thragg
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Garganium@garganium·
@WaterMuseum_ Do not make big Jeezy the lure, not because it's blasphemous, but because he should be the bobber instead.
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The Water Museum@WaterMuseum_·
which lure is least likely to get me sent to hell
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me.z
me.z@z1papq·
The loli conversation is always funny to me because a loli can be anything from a slightly small girl to a design that looks like a literal baby. Meanwhile the shota convo is very directly consistent for what the archetype looks like across media.
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Ante D. Luvian
Ante D. Luvian@uncle_deluge·
The Chen fandom is dying retweet if you're a real chenhead
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Garganium
Garganium@garganium·
@uncle_deluge I think it's worthwhile considering Jesus to be a transman (but not in the transgender sense)
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Ante D. Luvian@uncle_deluge·
Guy chasing me around trying to find evidence of me saying naughty words so they feel justified mocking a grieving widow thinks you are unchristian if you do not believe Jesus Christ was a transman
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rob🏴
rob🏴@rob_mcrobberson·
gonna start wearing these to the gym and telling everyone its because theyre comfortable
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Garganium@garganium·
@xwanyex I hoping you are using unironically incorrectly here.
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just doing things
just doing things@_abbie_watson_·
@selentelechia Remember that gravy is a roux. Oddly enough, making gumbo will teach you a lot about making biscuits and gravy. Quality of the fat you used matters (mmm, duck gravy) and low and slow is the best way. Bacon fat works, but using the same pan after cooking bacon can be too hot.
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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer@dyingscribe·
I feel uncomfortable around short people what if I wanna lick their head
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Garganium@garganium·
@tmddyan2 Horses are a domesticated animal that don't walk on concrete or carry adult men on their backs in the wild.
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Garganium@garganium·
@dinkeigh @dyingscribe I'm here as a PSA that I recently bought a can of Zyns on a whims and my first 6 made me feel like I was going to throw up for half an hour
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Garganium@garganium·
@dyingscribe Bhikkus who practice semen retention unlock the real sex perk when they go 14 days without nutting. The Lamas talk about this.
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