Gary Burke

CHELTENHAM DAY ONE TIPS🚨🐎 Everybody who leaves a like and comment on this tweet will get sent ALL my DAY ONE Cheltenham selections in their DM’s. This includes my ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ DAY ONE NAP. People who retweet will get sent first. (must be following)

@LeicesterNAP 🫡

Good Morning! Return of the ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ NAP today let me know when you’re ready for it🐎

@LeicesterNAP ☝️

Who hasn’t had today’s NAP in their DM’s yet? Will send to a load more now🐎

Brilliant from Everton. Poverty chants are gross and shit and boring and fans of every club that sing them should do better

Seven mins for the Feed the Scousers Ten mins for the Sign On chant Nottingham has the UKs 4th highest unemployment rate Around 34.6% of children in Nottingham live in poverty. #poverty is not something to mock @SFoodbanks @NFFC #HungerDoesntwearclubcolours

Damning Pickford with faint praise He’s only England No.1 because everyone else is shit That’s Jordan Pickford. Never put a foot wrong internationally, been outstanding at Everton, and picked up more clean sheets than his beloved Alisson over the last 2 years Fucking Moron

RICHARLISON SAYS GOODBYE TO GOODISON This is lovely. Nine games left at Goodison Park, and Richarlison—a man who played so passionately for Everton for 4 seasons—walks the turf one last time, saying goodbye to the Grand Old Home, scene of his finest moments in club football. We always think footballers have same passion as fans. Richarlison is the rare footballer who loved the club as much as it once loved him 💙💙 [📹 @ToffeeTVEFC]

I like to feed my dog Mini Cheddars and pretend I'm a priest giving the body of Christ at communion. She likes the smokey BBQ best. Amen.

Following an internal investigation regarding David Coote, PGMOL have decided the best course of action to take here is... Deduct Everton 10 points.

'Alexa give me a definition of hypocrisy' #efc Credit @TFinnAgain

Today would have been John Lennon’s 84th birthday, every year the light in John’s old bedroom in Mendips is left on overnight to mark the former Beatles' birthday. #JohnLennon ❤️

Must say, I proper don’t get our fans crying about this, it’s so unbelievably soft. Seen some people playing the mental health card man. We’d have done the exact same if Pickford has thrown one into his own net. If you give it you’ve got to take it.

Tbh, I'm absolutely delighted we put that tweet out. I'm sick of being the punching bag for everyone else, the laughing stock of the league. Gordon deserves absolutely fuck all for the way he behaved in the last 6 months and the ppl in the club know that!

Me to whoever started this trend of putting indie tunes over compilations of 00s footballers

Imagine telling this story without proof: “I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.”

No point in people kicking off about Breakdancing being in the Olympics It’s like that And that’s the way it is

“And here’s a routine I call Tracey’s Had A Few Vodkas”

Vacation with kids isn’t vacation. It’s an away game. In the rain. At high altitude. And you’re losing.

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