Uncle Gary’s Parole Officer

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Uncle Gary’s Parole Officer

Uncle Gary’s Parole Officer

@garysparole

Full-time parole officer for Uncle Gary. Keeping Gary out of the State of Florida since 1997.

Toccoa, GA Katılım Eylül 2017
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Milkyray🪽🥛DOKOMI
i just found out my American friend doesn't know what hotdog sauce is. It literally has an american flag on the bottle of hotdog sauces wdym they don't have it and never heard of it? Germany just made that shit up!???😭😭 HUHHH
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Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅
🚨Jack Kimble with the most entitled threat in Congress: “We only make $174k for 140 days of work… pay us more or we’ll leave and you’ll be stuck with idiots.” Arrogant, entitled POS…you already get: $174,000 base salary $2,700+ per month in Meals & Incidentals (food stipend) when traveling Car allowances / leasing And Gold-plated pensions, health benefits, stock trading slush funds, book deals, and speaking fees The average American GRINDS 260+ days a year for a fraction of that, pays your salary with their taxes, and somehow doesn’t threaten the country like a whiny toddler when they don’t get a raise. The real threat isn’t you leaving. It’s that entitled clowns like YOU are still there in the first place, living better than the people you claim to serve!!!! Stay. Quit. Rot in the private sector. America will be just fine without another swamp parasite. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

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Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅
@WeaselHandyMan @GuntherEagleman LMFAO you’re hilarious. First of all, you really don’t know how to spell my name correctly even though it’s literally written right in front of you? Second of all, you’re absolutely delusional if you truly believe that.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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BKactual
BKactual@BravoKiloActual·
As someone (yes I’m doing it) who graduated from one of the toughest dive schools in the world and has MANY dives off the California coast (considered to be an extremely challenging/dangerous place to dive)… if dude says “we enter cave at 50 meters” I’m saying… yeah FUCK NO.
Mambo Italiano@mamboitaliano__

🚨 Italy is reeling from the tragedy of five Italians 🇮🇹, including a mother and daughter, in the MALDIVES, who never resurfaced after an exploratory dive A devastating loss that raises a pressing question: are all necessary safety measures being taken in this kind of activity?

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Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
You know some SEC coach is about to announce his opinion that Faulkner was overrated
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Uncle Gary’s Parole Officer
Uncle Gary’s Parole Officer@garysparole·
@ayojoestar There’s only one way to find out the truth. Apply the scientific method. Come up with a hypothesis and then get shitfaced drunk to test it out.
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𝓐 ⭑@ayojoestar·
Can drunk ppl ACTUALLY not control their actions or is it an excuse to do some crazy bs
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Rand Paul
Rand Paul@RandPaul·
TODAY is the day. The DOJ must charge Fauci for lying under oath or lose the chance forever. This man oversaw gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, lied to Congress about it repeatedly, and watched as you were called crazy for asking questions. The statute of limitations expires tomorrow. The American people have waited long enough for accountability.
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Gregory Golando
Gregory Golando@Gregory_Golando·
@JeninedUFO I don’t know the source of this video but the number of idiots parroting that this is a “space blanket” .. it’s just unbelievable how willfully stupid so many people can be.
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@AuronMacintyre Wonder if they're leftists trying to break Christianity away from Trump
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David Hering@hering_david·
There was a definite type of guy in the 1990s that you don’t see so much anymore. DFWmaxxxing
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
Just so we are all on the same page: Illegals are voting. Illegals are getting free food. Illegals are getting free childcare. Illegals are getting free education. Illegals are getting free tax credits. Illegals are getting free healthcare. Illegals are getting free housing assistance. Illegals are getting free legal representation. Illegals are getting free mental health services. Illegals are getting free college tuition in over a dozen states. It is the most insane scam ever perpetrated on the American people.
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Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann@KeithOlbermann·
This is literally described in the bible as a sin Maybe you could read it, "Pastor." It's available in all popular bookstores.
Pastor Mark Burns@pastormarkburns

One of the greatest honors of my life was leading the dedication of President Donald J. Trump’s statue to the world. What amazes me is how quickly some people have compared this beautiful statue, created and made possible by more than 6,000 patriots, to a golden calf or idol worship. Let me be very clear. We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone. The Word of God says, “You shall have no other gods before Me.” Exodus 20:3. It also says, “You shall worship the Lord your God, and Him only you shall serve.” Matthew 4:10. That is the line. Honor is not worship. Respect is not idolatry. Celebration is not bowing down to a false god. Romans 13:7 says, “Render therefore to all their due: taxes to whom taxes are due, customs to whom customs, fear to whom fear, honor to whom honor.” Giving honor where honor is due is biblical. Bowing down and worshipping an idol is sinful. There is a major difference. This statue was not created for worship. It was created as a symbol of resilience, patriotism, courage, and gratitude. It was created to honor a man whom many may disagree with, but millions of Americans believe has done extraordinary things to make this nation stronger. People celebrate athletes, musicians, entertainers, and cultural icons while they are still alive. Michael Jordan has a statue in Chicago. Cristiano Ronaldo, Taylor Swift, Shakira, Ed Sheeran, and many others have been honored publicly in different ways. Yet Christians were not screaming “golden calf” over those moments. So why now? You may dislike President Trump. That is your choice. But you are in gross error if you think for one second that I worship this magnificent statue or anything made by human hands. Acts 17:24 says, “God, who made the world and everything in it, since He is Lord of heaven and earth, does not dwell in temples made with hands.” My worship belongs to God. My gratitude can still honor people. My faith is in Christ. My respect for a leader does not replace my reverence for the Lord. Before you judge, condemn, or spread false accusations, use spiritual discernment. 1 John 4:1 says, “Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God.” Some of you know the voice of the Holy Spirit. Listen to that voice before you give room to the devil through lies, slander, and false judgment. Ephesians 4:27 says, “Nor give place to the devil.” We can disagree politically and still tell the truth spiritually. This was not idol worship. This was honor. This was gratitude. This was patriotism. And above all, Jesus Christ is still Lord.

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