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@realannapaulina Nah. Plenty of people used this without their computer getting The Andromeda Strain.

Literally destroyed any computer it touched. 🤣

@NewAgeRetroNerd APL

If you had to guess on looks alone, what language do you think I code in?

@kmcnam1 "I wonder where emacs came from." (two months later)

FUCK TEAMS. FUCK EXCEL. FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP. FUCK ONE DRIVE.

@TheBattlecock Needs more life vest.

Damn, Voda Consulting is still at it.

@malcolmkenyatta Everyone is tired of your performative bullshit.

The Supreme Court is corrupt.

@anton_chuvakin *loaded Sig P320 FTFY

'Ah, "vibe coding" an autonomous pipeline with an LLM wired directly to a public CMS. Truly, the modern engineering equivalent of leaving a loaded firearm on the kitchen counter because it "looks aesthetic."' (a random joke from Gemini)

@anton_chuvakin "If you get hacked just redeploy." :)

Ah, finally a wave of bad Mythos takes arrives. Complete with "patch 10% faster" (won't help), "patch 10x faster" (BUT HOW???) and "just fix it in code" (aha, for my Oracle db?!) - got any more stupidly current security advice?

@rekdt @defcon realizing it's been 24 years since your last DEFCON

Finding out some of my favorite people aren’t coming to @defcon 34

RESTful APIs may be dead soon. Instead, web services may expose a single POST entry point for a prompt. Internally, an AI agent may decide how to interpret it and what to do with the data and the database.

@uscfan981 When you leave New Jersey you know that the worst is behind you.

Say something nice about New Jersey.

@JBastilla3v0 @harukaawake X can't enable geographic muting quickly enough.

@harukaawake please stop reposting this old clip from many years ago

🇯🇵 I'm sorry but as a Japanese person am I really supposed to know who "Lil Pump" is? No one here knows who he is.

@krus_chiki Is that a 4 bore double against the wall or just lens distortion?

employee walked into my office and handed me this with a lit fuze

And now he’s a bat

As it is the 40th Anniversary of Top Gun, I have written up my recreation of the Central Air Data Computer which was the first microprocessor. Although it was classified until 1998, this 20 bit architecture provided much of the information needed by the pilot and controlled the iconic swing wings. hackster.io/adam-taylor/re…

@ATaylorFPGA @TomcatJunkie

Train vs. septic truck in Chesapeake, Virginia yesterday. As always, the train wins. The driver is reportedly miraculously alive and being treated in the local hospital. Drive accordingly... #CityLife #septic #train #physics #virginia #trains #accident

@speedbuggy16v @MrJmezz you can buy them from Jamison for $7.00 a piece :)

@gaussie @MrJmezz Hell I would ask too, though I would also ask what I owed you, none of those in the collection.

Brass belongs in the dirt. Its good for the environment

@HSGARAGE1 This path inevitably leads to ruin.

アメリカ人と会話してるうちに 「big booty Latina」 という新しい言葉を覚えた

@robertgraham @rekdt My new profile pic for LI:

@rekdt I have not changed my avatar on this site since I created the account 20 years ago so I am part of this deceit. The bigger problem is that everyone is just touching them up with AI to make themselves look better -- and unrecognizable.

Ok, but half the leaders in my cybersecurity department are using headshots of themselves from 20+ years ago, so are we cool with deceit or not??