Gavan Fantom

@GrammarTable A dictionary without a single typo in an entire section? Rex must have been equally busy in both (book)cases.

A man just stopped at the Grammar Table in Central Park and asked, “What is this?” I said, “I answer grammar questions. Do you have any?” He laughed and said, “No, but I can answer them. Why don’t you ask me a few?” I had a few quiz questions with me, so I gave him this one. 1/

@ColinTheMathmo It's nice when people notice the little details :)

@gavanfantom That's very good ... which one was you? (grin) Very good ... I liked the synchronicity of the lowering of the clarinet at the end.

I made a thing with some of my clones. youtu.be/9uioZqNwkQc

@Jenny_Alto Some shops like Halfords take the effort out by listing (almost) every car make and model against the oil it requires.

@MarinaPurkiss Why oh why is nobody standing against her as a lettuce?

Norfolk, are you ok?

@jonty Lesson two: place a lock on the bathroom door but put in a clear window so that the whole bathroom can be seen from the rest of the room.

Welcome to hotel room design school! Lesson one: Making light switches confusing

@Highside19 @mikeysmith @SuellaBraverman It is being controlled. The government are doing a good job of removing every economic advantage the UK has, so that soon nobody will want to live here.

@mikeysmith I’m sorry but @SuellaBraverman is right. We do have a problem. I’m not saying all immigration is wrong by any stretch of imagination. If you have a legitimate asylum claim, we’ll accept it. But to many people are coming to the UK for economic reasons. It needs controlling.

For the record, I've seen the full, unedited clip - obviously we asked to see it before running the story. The edits do not change the character or content of what was said. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@Jenny_Alto The Econet lasted until a nearby lighning strike blew a chunk out of the line driver chip in every single station, including the clock.

@Jenny_Alto Ooh you had the fancy stuff. In the 90s I had Econet. And eventually 10base2.

@Jenny_Alto @RySpectra "I hear you're a transphobe now, Father"

@CharlesYarnold @jonty DONK!

I'm once again considering making a replica Donk Machine from the masterwork that is Blackout Crew's "Put A Donk On It" (and blame @jonty) youtu.be/ckMvj1piK58

@russss Please tell me you have a tool to generate this graph for any company from public data

@kianryan @nihsuyhp @jonty I survived yet another meeting that should have been an email

@nihsuyhp @jonty It does for the first 3-4 hours. And then I just don't want your voice *in* my ear anymore. Sorry.

It is 2022 and I am begging you to wear headphones on zoom calls. How have you not learned this over the last two years.

@MiniGirlGeek 🦆

Had two job interviews in the past fortnight and the tics have managed to swear in both of them. The first was an f you and the second was f a duck. Unsure which is worse... 😅

@Jenny_Alto CPAP review: coming to a hackaday near you

@jonty @datasetteproj @infraclub NOTAMs often include geographical data. One of the better things SkyDemon does is to parse that and show relevant NOTAMs on the map.

It's currently just data being committed, but over the next few weeks I'll start transforming this into a proper archive, and into formats usable by humans. The stretch goal is to build a @datasetteproj archive. If you're interested in helping, join the @infraclub slack!

I was researching NOTAMs (Notices To Airmen) and couldn't find historical data. If you want to know about high drone flights, big cranes, lasers, fireworks - NOTAMs are where they're announced. These are all things I like, so I built a public archive: github.com/Jonty/uk-notam…

@EmfDucks I hope it worked. The policy is quackers!

@gavanfantom When? We protested all night! #quack

I just wanted some Duck Mate 😢

@EmfDucks 🦆

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE

@MiniGirlGeek Nom

Dough rising never ceases to bring me joy.

@SirWaffle2 Looks like there might be a space before the third character from the end?

@gavanfantom at the Big Mathsjam we discussed Duolingo in length and I was curious as to what your thoughts would be on this incorrect answer despite my characters matching.