Gav Gordon-Rogers

@RishiSunak LOL, is this a pastiche account?

Stop the supermajority. Vote Conservative on 4th July.

@NoContextBrits Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Wank

@observatron Great tip, trying it. One can only hope...

If you think you may have any missing money like small pensions from early perm jobs try Gretel: gretel.co.uk

@fesshole This is the best one for ages 👏🏻

I told my friends, family and dentist that I chipped my tooth recently because Storm Isha blew the garden door into my face at high speed. The truth is that I was actually playing tug of war with our Alsatian dog, by holding the other end of the rope in my teeth.

@fesshole Bart ends up in jail whereas Ralph, of course, ends up starting a multi billion dollar tech company.

My 11 year old son has started watching The Simpsons. He's asking the family which characters they think they are. He thinks he's Bart. He's not, he's Ralf Wiggum but I can't say that out loud.

@BenMack1 Not Now Bernard!

@gavrog What’s your problem with slightly almost kingfishers you monster?!

@trevorbmbagency That 'explosion' though... it's just a ruse.

So. Russia’s air defence systems prove to be as incompetently shite as its gormless, jail-bird cannon-fodder army, its archaic, creaking tank battalions, defenceless navy destroyers and impotent, timid air force… 🇺🇦

Absolutely delighted my drawing has been selected for @RoyalScotAcad 197th Annual Exhibition. The exhibition opens on 6th May-11th June 2023, Mon-Sat 10am-5pm, Sun 12-5pm. Entry is FREE RSA, The Mound, Edinburgh #royalscottishacademy #figurativeart #pencildrawing #onpaper

🚨 This is not a Succession spoiler 🚨 But look away now if you’re Rupert Murdoch... Who yesterday, forked out over $787million after Fox News settled their case over election fraud claims.

ChatGPT is just the tip of the iceberg. Every day new AI-powered tools are launched. Here are 15 mind-blowing AI tools better than ChatGPT:

@bushontheradio You sent the wrong type of replacement handheld vacuum battery...

Please reply to this tweet with a boring photo you've sent someone to clarify something. Here's me checking if this ham is ok.

@wetwebwork 10 Nov 2022: 18pts 🟦🦌🟩🏔️🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🏘️🟨🟦 🏰🌳🌳🟩🟨🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩🌳🌳 🌳🌳🟩🏘️🟨🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 TeenyShire

10 Nov 2022: 18pts 🟦🟩🦌🟩🟦🟦 🟩🟩🏘️🟩🟨🟦 🌳🌳🌳🏰🟨🟦 🟩🟩🌳🟩🟩🦌 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟦 🟩🟩🟩🌳🌳🌳 TeenyShire

@guardian From the synopsis alone it sounds atrocious 🤦🏻‍♂️

My Neighbour Adolf review – chess-bonding tale wonders if Hitler has moved in next door #Echobox=1667308571" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">theguardian.com/film/2022/nov/…

Obama: I’m getting old and gray. Black lady: You fine than a mfer.

@harriet_tyce @IrvineWelsh 😘

Personally I would say no to the film and yes to the book.

Ting-a-ling mother fucker.

@Wrightsite @Wrldhq Ha! 😘

@SkySportsPL Game of the Day - why don't you show time elapsed? Really unhelpful. Please add it, thanks.