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“Who is the founder of deeper life” “Pastor Kumuyi” “Why did you write Rosco?”

@Timmyofdelta 2 more

Last game again I’m tired

No more New Day. The greatest tag team champs

DSTV go don dey cry like this

Alternate headline— Local woman sets boundary, man honors it. Woman left confused.

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

There will be no doubt who the gods have chosen to rule. #HOTD Season 3 premieres June 21 on @HBOMax.

Until I reach the Premier League*

lool na this mentality i use enter lagos dating pool. dem wan kill me. abeg i no dey try see wife in the beginning again o. thanks

First Nigerian smudge artists to get his art featured on punch newspaper

"Why argue with an Arsenal fan when you can just wait?"

you can’t have big breasts and expect my intentions be pure. yes, i want to suck your breast.

@tobyasky @ire_babs

One of the wildest things happened with this club in 2024 when they gained promotion from National League into the EFL for the first time in their 130+ years of existence. They employed a Nigerian guy as a Football Analyst (Tactician), his name is Nathan Owolabi. You’re not gonna believe how he was employed 😅 Nathan Owolabi played a huge role in 2024 when he joined mid season to help them see things from different perspectives, via data analytics especially. In late 2023, Bromley did something very unpopular, they announced an opening for a Tactician (screenshot attached, the tweet is still up also), and they were gonna partner with Football Manager (FM) and Xbox. People did not take them serious. Nobody employs a back room staff that way, especially one without any real-life football experience. Nathan was shortlisted as top 3, he was really good with football manager. He was interviewed by the coach and assistant and he got the role. He resumed in January 2024 with 15 games left in the league. He was really welcomed, in fact, the manager introduced him to his staff that “this is the man that will get us promoted” (I’ll share the YouTube link in the comments so you guys can watch it, it’s really enlightening). Don’t forget they were in the National League then. Nathan did lots of analytics work, he analysed oppositions, how they played, using FM. Bromley were 2nd when he joined, they beat league leaders, Chesterfield in his first game, but struggled a bit in subsequent games. During these struggles, the head coach, Adam Woodman, needed to hear other perspectives. Nathan advised they play 3-4-3 instead of the usual 3-5-2, he’d analysed their set up, extra man, etc. They had an important game against Solihull, and the head coach gave Nathan the opportunity to present to the first team, he showed them the opposition’s set ups, how they build from the back, their danger man, etc. the players were impressed, but he was nervous as that was his first time. Nathan kept doing his thing and it helped them get play offs after finishing 3rd in the league. They beat Altrincam in the semis and Solihull in the final at Wembley. That was the first time Bromley got promoted to the football league in their history. Two seasons later, they’ve moved up to League One. I’ll be rooting for them in future.

‘Top Gun 3’ is officially in the works ✈️

You people were partying with seyi tinubu? When everyone should have walked out? Partying with the son of the president who’s actively destroying our lives? When are we ever going to stand on business as Nigerians? What does cancel culture mean to y’all ??

@divfee They mustn’t

Atlético Madrid pls you have more for me don’t fail

90 minutes at the Allianz Arena is a long time.

Like prime Barca tbh

@bossolamilekan1 Egbon, no let me look your face

How's this not a penalty!!!!

Look mommy i scored twice at Old Trafford🤹🏽‍♀️ @LUFC