Jujubantonn

when you're enjoying yourself and suddenly remember you need to get rich

Jamaica’s ears nuh stop ring from last week. Land of 876 🇯🇲 reigns supreme.

me: i’m grateful to have a job Also me: every morning when my alarm goes off

@hatebaxx @RjNotRajay What do you mean? Is it untrue to say what’s in the video isn’t (also?) Jamaican culture?

@RjNotRajay why are we acting like this is Jamaican culture? let other Caribbean islands have things

How do you even explain a Jamaican party to someone not Jamaican 😂😂

@ThaDervster @DIGICELJamaica I’m using Airalo right now and I’m able to get calls.

I have to do too much work just to get @DIGICELJamaica’s roaming plan to work. It’s never straight forward and this credit limit thing for postpaid customers is stupid. I paid for roaming and all now it can’t connect.

As mulheres perdem o interesse sexual se você as decepcionar emocionalmente, e eu não vou discutir isso.

This is how we're supposed to rest btw 4 days of rest and 3 days of work

“Thank you for your payment”

When someone who's not my manager tries to tell me what to do at work

my boss just asked me to do work at my job

“Can we hop on a quick call? Easier to explain”

whatever happened those last 3 years didn’t happen 😭

“I’m overworked and underpaid” Me at work :

I think regardless of gender not wanting to give oral to someone that you want to sleep with is insaneeee lowkey

if he brings out the child in you, you're dating a man. if he brings out the mother in you, you're dating a boy. if he brings out the inner man in you, you're dating a loser

😤

a woman will sit there and act normal while detaching from you in real time

where my real bitches that remember these at?

Me to EVERYTHING the few days leading up to my period

i don’t like being mean but i really don’t mind either