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Katie Porter's new White Board:

MFer looks like he showed up for the Bad Bunny halftime show a month late

This war is more likely to end up doing regime change in America than in Iran

@mtgreenee @psychokitty78 Liking this only because of the flipped seats.

I’d like to congratulate two time Congressional candidate loser Laura Loomer, MIGA foreign op Mark Levin, and Neocon murdering psycho Senator Lindsey Graham for leading Republicans into slaughter going into midterms. Your incessant lies to President Trump have destroyed all faith in the GOP. I’d also like to remind everyone that when I led the party on the campaign trail fighting for America First in ‘22 and ‘24, all the GOP did was win win win! But after Trump called me a traitor and said he would destroy me for releasing the Epstein files, I refuse to fight for Trump and the Republican Party that defends the Epstein class, wages pointless foreign wars, and pursues America LAST. I never changed, Trump and the GOP betrayed their voters and took in the trash we threw out of the party. Loomer, Levin, and Lady Lindsey are the BEST political consultants the Democrat Party could ever imagine!!!

@MikeSington @urLIFEwillBLOOM Pardon coming in 3... 2....1..

Well now, this is typical. Wisconsin Republican election fraud activist Harry Wait, who tried to uncover election fraud, is convicted of election fraud.

@BaseballJeff1 Why Arraez at Second and Schmitt at First??? Schmitt is clearly the better defender..

Okay, folks. What do we like/dislike about the lineup?

Yeah, Trump would've taken out Hitler. To dinner and drinks.

this is clearly to scare men like you away. like the frogs that are really brightly colored to warn predators not to eat them

President Trump, who is in the midst of pressuring senators to curb the use of mail-in voting, voted by mail ballot in Tuesday’s special election in Palm Beach County, Florida. wapo.st/47fVUwf

A normal country would never have voted him in in the first place

He TACO-ed before the poll could end..

Elon Musk spent $290 million buying the last election, but wants you to believe that the 10 undocumented immigrants who successfully cast ballots over the last 25 years are the real threat.

How come reporters don’t ask Republicans for evidence of non-citizens voting?

Reminder that Mueller indicted 26 Russians and 8 Americans for working together to interfere with the election. All 8 Americans were convicted in court, but 5 were pardoned by Trump.

@LDSLaw And I will be one of them.

Donald Trump, at almost 80, is going to die sooner than we think. Bookmark this. When Trump passes, there will be an absolute ORGY of grotesque delight on the Left and even among moderates. They will celebrate in the streets and hold parties. It will be a macabre display, such as we've never seen yet. It will make their celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder look like your great aunt Mildred's church tea party. Mark my words.

The entire planet is counting down to the single most satisfying obituary ever written.
Because he is, was, and forever will be an irredeemable piece of shit.

If every American voter, without a passport, decided to get a passport, as their primary form of ID, it would take 5 years to fill the requests. But Republicans want this to be in effect before the midterms. They know this, of course, so it’s obvious voter suppression.

Trump says that Obama started the Iran war 47 years ago. Obama was 17 and was in high school.

IF ONLY a method to remove potentially deadly bacteria from raw milk had been invented!!

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

There never was any "Trump Derangement Syndrome" It's called "We were right about everything"