Geison Machado

@CrisLee99 Graças a Deus consegui.

@CrisLee99 Tres dias atrás meu bebê de 10 meses se afogou. Eu batia nas costas e fazia heimlich e ele tossia, respirava e voltava a ficar roxo. Mulher foi pro telefone, sai na sacada gritei socorro. Nunca me senti tão sozinho na vida, naquele momento era eu e eu mesmo pra salvar a vida dele

Eu já tinha visto esse vídeo várias vezes, e sempre achei que foi Deus quem colocou aquela viatura ali, fazendo a ronda bem naquele momento. Porém, é a primeira vez que reparo no menino de vermelho chorando pelo irmãozinho, que dor... 💔😔 Tadinho 😪

@flainfartoofc @FIFATRADEBRASIL É só jeito porque ele já tem a força então parece que não tá fazendo força, um amador com "só jeito" vai jogar a bola no começo da área.

@FIFATRADEBRASIL mas nesse caso não é forca, é jeito, se o cara pegar por baixo da bola dando só um toque ela sobe nesse pique, igual fatiada, fatiada nao tem força, só pegar na orelha da bola c um toque

O cara nem faz força e a bola sai um foguete, mlk. Um jogador de alto nível é bizarro!

@DNaaask @kirchenthomas1 @SandyofCthulhu Put the mask first etc. Take care of the employees so they take care of the customer. Also your kids will leave you soon and your wife will stay, etc.

@kirchenthomas1 @SandyofCthulhu I honestly don't get it. Kids should by far be the priority.

My wife and I have discussed this. We both agreed that we loved each other more than we loved the kids. BUT we each loved the kids more than our own personal life. Therefore we would save the kids, because that is what our spouse would want us to do.

@GSVBemusementPk @EricRichards22 That's like asking "what deficits have you found with horses". Nothing, they're great, but we have cars now.

@EricRichards22 What deficits have you ever found in LibreOffice

"LibreOffice and gimp and blender are free" They're also terrible

@levelsio @MyLatinLife It's like the Florida man meme. A lot of viral videos of people in Paraná doing crazy stuff.

@MyLatinLife Why they say Parana is Russian?

European settlement in Southern Brazil by nationality

@HazelAppleyard I think his mistake was to not kill him in secret or something

Based?

@Sophie7VWs @sugarbets_ @fuckyouiquit @JPHilllllll As opposed to the more dignified alternative which is living like a bum while complaining about billionaires online? People always had to work.

@sugarbets_ @fuckyouiquit @JPHilllllll You’re such a good little serf

It’s just a weird sickness at some point, this level of greed. You have $200 billion dollars. You could wipe your ass with $100 bills and keep getting richer every day. Why kill thousands and thousands of jobs at this point?

@RivetRoseQuartz @DDiorite11419 @PeterWang873584 @HazelAppleyard You're clearly implying in the original tweet we should discuss ideais of what she could've done.

@DDiorite11419 @PeterWang873584 @HazelAppleyard I asked abt ppl she could have reached out to to get him to stop, & to prevent his death. Other women could be in this exact situation & reading this thread, not knowing what to do. She was done & he was terrorizing her, its not up to her to fix him obv.

She did nothing wrong. Do not negotiate with emotional terrorists.

@ja3k_ 1. If the gas goes up ice cream, energy bill, Disneyland goes up. 2. A significant percentage of the population drives several hours a day for a living. 3. A significant percentage of the pop drives hours a day.

Idk why gas prices are so culturally salient in america. You could drive an hour a day and it probably comes to less than $3k/year. Is it because they put the price on billboards along the road?

@levelsio 1. Energy bill goes up 2. Most people work during the day. On weekends they go out. 3. I put one one on my living room recently and had to ignore the voices in my head saying it was unnecessary luxury.

🇧🇷 There has to be a reason why majority of houses in Brazil only have AC in the bedrooms but not in the living room And the living rooms get insanely hot in the summer (which is December-March, opposite of US/EU etc) Literally majority of the Airbnbs we stayed didn't have AC in living room Good thing is they at least have AC in the bedrooms though unlike Europe which doesn't have any AC usually But still not Asia where the entire place is fully 16-18'C ACd in every single room, how it should be!

@IndieGameJoe Imagine putting your life on hold for 3 years, betting it all on a single game. Guys who do that are insane, that's a level of bravery I don't have.

This indie dev spent 1,400+ days building his game, Tangy TD, completely from scratch in C++. Seeing him and his wife react after the game earned $250,000 in its first week after launch is honestly beautiful.

@commied3stroyer @ObviousRises @blacknredtext Just move, try a different job, give a real chance to jesus, go to a beach and become a waiter there, try anything, throw your phone out for 90 days, there so much stuff you can try

@ObviousRises @blacknredtext And i fucking hate it my parents will be better off without me

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@eric_b_hodln @Keanekatkeane @p0lar_fawn Like regular Claude? Because I tried that and it just ran in circles having me clichês and generic advice

Claude was willing to talk to my wife for hours about her health concerns. It solved a life long issue she’s had and we’re grateful. Total cost: $40 No doctor had the patience. 5 to 15 minutes, in and out. Plenty of new pills to try over her life, nothing worked. If she wasn’t textbook they couldn’t help or would refer to an expensive specialist who also got nowhere. The biggest difference we saw was that Claude pursued every angle with her. Every line of research she wanted to pursue. No time limit. No eye rolls.

Genuinely excited about doctors being replaced by AI

@robkhenderson Also imagine hearing for months about the great Napoleon and then he arrives and it's just a regular scrawny dude. Even if he was average people would expect someone "larger than life" visually.

@robkhenderson Comparing to the average is useless. I bet most war leaders and politicians in his time were way over 6 feet tall so he was short in those circles.

@kapilansh_twt *jiras

@kapilansh_twt When our pm took a 2 week vacation it. Was hell, we had to take a chunk of our day to care about what to do next, who to talk to, gather info, edit horas, time that could be spent developing

the most overpaid people in tech aren't engineers they're the product managers who: → write tickets engineers already know → attend every meeting but make no decisions → take credit for shipped features → make $180k to move Jira cards change my mind

@AndromedaPip I am Brazilian and I've seen lots of people asking how is family guy allowed to be on television in Facebook comments so people definitely should start with it before trying to watch south park. Also south parks are is ugly for the uninitiated.

Genuinely used to be one of those “this is a good starter anime” people but then I saw some post saying “Do you think Japanese people say stuff like ‘you should start with Family Guy before advancing to South Park’” and it changed my whole view.

@MoriKamaelSpeer @kessler_ulrich @ObtainerOf I was disappointed too

@geisonmcd @kessler_ulrich @ObtainerOf The movie lied?

I like how they are close friends and Miyazaki has openly shit on Anno’s life work nonstop for decades