Gem Royston-Claire

I am obsessed with the fact that the sugababes asked fans to send in selfies for "a project" and then had them on in the background while they sang Ugly

Having a crack at today's @OneMinuteBriefs x @DianaAward challenge, aimed at raising awareness of bullying in gaming.

@liamgallagher @breezerfever This has to happen

@breezerfever If you want don’t start all that look into eyes snizzle with me or I’ll have you removed from the establishment

Afternoon

@GemmaCartwright Hey Gemma, just a wee note to let you know I've dropped you an email to your Immediate email address. Perhaps it'll be of interest, no worries if not :)

@Franklinsays Wow this took me so many tries 😬

brb walking out

I'm not sure the families of the 954 people who have died from Covid in the last week will agree with Sajid Javid that death rates are "mercifully low".

why is the act of ‘going to get a little coffee’ so irresistible to me. I could be on my deathbed and someone could say to me ‘do you want a latte from up the road that costs £3 for no reason and comes in a pink cardboard cup’ and I would spring to my feet

What fresh hell is this?

Completely unable to read this brand without singing it to the tune of Eleanor Rigby in my head. *Dramatic violins* "Monty Bojangles"...

@Journo_Lydia @lenadecasparis I remember that day, Lydia! Hope you're doing well ❤️ (And I miss Company too, waa!)

Things are bad. Please stay at home if you can. Please.

what i would give for someone to ask me if pepsi is okay

This was not inevitable. The government locked down too late in March and November, they reopened the economy without a functioning Test and Trace system. Don't let them blame the public or a new variant (however much that doesn't help) - this is on them.

Hi @waitrose, I’ve bought a large Turkey but I’d like to swap it for 12 tubs of ice cream instead. And a bottle of gin. Can I do this in store?

Brilliant.