GENERAL LUCIFER

Check it out!! My #linocut art, Gannet Feast, in the comic book that you can get with the awesome band @theburninghell new album Garbage Island! This makes me so happy!!!

@BBCBreaking Was it a car crash?

Singer Chris Rea, known for hits including Driving Home For Christmas, has died aged 74, his family says bbc.in/3Y87Yus

Who was Britney Spear’s Toxic written about? Why did rioter occur in Nottingham in 1766? What caused a bloke to fall over in the shower and break his arm? Why did soldiers in the Civil War have glowing wounds? What is on Benny in his bed on a night and trying to steal his jizz??

It’s time for episode 131 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!! In this much anticipated return to podcasting, Benny & Matt cover the great wonders of the age, tackle the big questions you’ve always pondered without answer…

Fresh Cove is out now! Lots of freewheeling waffle and mental meanderings this week but we wade into Musk’s Starlink Satellites and their hidden dangers, we have a couple of good books to recommend and we look at the weird cryptid, The Splintercat!! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/kra…

So Prince Andrew had links to a vast paedophile network, has made all manner of shady deals across the world and now has links to a Chinese spy that could potentially jeopardise national security… so the king threatens to ban him from going on a fucking stroll? Wow.

@BenMyers1 I’m so sorry to hear this legend has passed, but you were lucky to have such a long and happy time with this champ. RIP Cliff.

@BenMyers1 Really???? Wow!!! That is going to be an insane rollercoaster!!

@BenMyers1 Let me know where you get your ‘shrooms, buddy!

Mort Noir! My latest Linocut print in prep for my Halloween markets! For sale in a week’s time at hupalinocut.co.uk

@_KevinBoniface_ I saw some too. It was also nice.

It’s episode 119 of Kraken Cove Podcast!! In this episode Benny & Matt look at the Turin Shroud - Real or Fake?? While they’re at it they amble down the isles of various churches to check out further religious relics!

@BenMyers1 There’s more atmosphere on Mars.

They missed a trick by not badging this up as a Cadbury’s Bendy Bus.

@sidcelery I agree. Let them go there, where I do not have to be.

@generallucifer I also like there are events they can go to - in order for me to ensure I'm somewhere else entirely. The only thing that would kill me is if attendance was compulsory, or I was forced to listen to them in some way outside of the theme music to the Royle Family. Luckily it's not

Just going to say it, but even if you bought me the ticket and paid me £500 on top I wouldn’t go to see Oasis. Not just the music, but IMAGINE THE PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE.

@westlondchelsea That is really nice of you! ❤️❤️❤️

@generallucifer My day is made. 🙂

@westlondchelsea Hi!! It’s been a while, yes!

@generallucifer I havent seen you on my timeline for a very long time indeed. Hello.

@MrDrem @HuntSpooky Looks like we’re the last generation of manly manly men!!

Not to panic @generallucifer or @HuntSpooky, but I've just learnt that the Y chromosome is endangered. sciencealert.com/the-y-chromoso…

Matt Hooper @HuPaLinocuts Hare and Moon