Macho Man Fred Savage

@thedebralea This, but tombstones

Name a better trio…I’ll wait 😋

@Grimmaniac @JimmySportToons @adammocklerr That he saves pictures of underage boys to his phone

@JimmySportToons @adammocklerr What point exactly did you think you were actually making here?

The threat below is the MAGA movement in a nutshell. This 5'5" maga freak can't debunk a single point I made on CNN, so he threatens to shove me in a locker to model his asshole president.

@jpodhoretz Is being that fucking stupid something you worked hard at or did it just come very naturally to you? I’m just curious because you’re elite when it comes to absolute fucking morons

Hasan Piker would likely support Tim Miller’s murder on the grounds that he is gay man with children. And then support the murder of his children, as he supports the murder of mine for being Jews. Nice going, Tim. You’ve sold your soul. Enjoy the cash.

@JaimeeUSA Wild you care so much about the future when you’re openly pro-child murder

Yes, we know. Everyone is aware that the only thing you and your circlejerk of subtards care about are views — morality and the future of our nation be damned. But for the record, you have 900K followers and Shapiro has 8.4M lol. We do so appreciate the honesty though.

@ProducerCam_10K Trump is there too?

Didn’t know it was Retard night at the Twins game today! #MNTwins

He was already the greatest goaltender of all time

This you?

@ThomasPaineBand It was always a lie, but yes

I voted for Trump 3 times. At this point everything Trump says is a lie.

@awfulannouncing Alabama graduate dumb, news at 11

ESPN analyst Greg McElroy convinced moon landing was faked: ‘Total, genuine propaganda’ awfulannouncing.com/espn/analyst-g…

@AlaskaBird__ @jakeshieldsajj @YouTube Jake Shields has brain damage from years of being a mediocre MMA fighter. It’s not worth your time.

@jakeshieldsajj @YouTube You better have some proof I’m being paid, dude.

I’m going to need someone to explain why Theo Von, the serial reality TV star, is an authority on geopolitics but Erika Kirk is a fame-chasing gold digger. Like I’m 5. Thanks. 👍 youtu.be/ydkX_iN_rho?si… via @YouTube

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following: $510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research $82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated) $61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated) $240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated) $659 million - Community building grants $47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated) $449 million - Economic development grants for communities $1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA) $993 million - Scientific research and technology standards $150 million - Support for American exports and trade $2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs $8.5 billion - Funding for public schools $1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated) $2.7 billion - College access and higher education support $15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects $1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated) $1.1 billion - Scientific research funding $386 million - Environmental cleanup programs $150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research $4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated) $768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance $819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children $775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated) $5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention $5 billion - Medical research (NIH) $129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research $356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response $1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants $707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure $52 million - Airport and transportation security $40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats $53 million - Funding for homeland security operations $3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated) $1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated) $393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness $529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated) $489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities $50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated) $60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws $58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated) $45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated) $1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety $20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated) $1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated) $395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated) $234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs $101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws $46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad $2 billion - International humanitarian aid $1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated) $4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs $2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships $642 million - International economic and treasury programs $315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad $486 million - Grants for public transit projects $4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure $372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities $145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure $204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities $1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement $100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated) $1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection $2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds $90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated) $3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research $297 million - NASA technology innovation programs $1.1 billion - International Space Station operations $143 million - STEM education programs $309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs $170 million - Small Business Administration operations $158 million - Loans for small businesses

Yes, we can tell.

@JonahPlatt Stop letting guys cum in your eye, Jonah

Masterclass in demagoguery from Ms. Rachel: "Wanting kids to live isn't antisemitic." True sentence. Five words. Zero accountability. A whole community smeared. Because in that framing, the only reason Jews would object... is that they don't want kids to live. This is what modern Jew-hatred looks like dressed up as kindness.

@Kevin_Fed16 @AthletesInSpace lol yes I’m sure Thomas Jefferson was sitting around dreaming up bump stocks and high capacity ARs at the time. You people are the most unserious fucking idiots imaginable.

@AthletesInSpace Lmao you don't think the Founders knew that technology would advance? They knew full well guns would get more sophisticated and they KNEW that an unarmed populous would be subject to a tyrannical government. They said exactly what they meant.

Okay now do the Second Amendment

@JackPosobiec Trump didn’t appoint her

I will ask this again: Was Ketanji Brown Jackson a legally-commissioned Supreme Court Justice if the person who appointed her lacked mental capacity?

Just sick to be comparing this man to Jesus. Pure blasphemy

There are rare moments of just total honesty from Trump. He has said this many times before. It's the ultimate proof of what a narcissist he is but also how amoral: he "couldn't care less" if you're a bad person as long as you are "nice" to him. This is the evangelicals' hero.

Trump: "America has plenty of gas. We have so much gas."

Jaden Ivey reportedly told the Bulls’ head of player performance on March 25 that Jesus healed his knee and he was ready to play, per @JoelXLorenzi He underwent an MRI the next day, and Chicago shut him down for the season. (h/t @Fullcourtpass )

@username234579 @Kip_JD @MAHA_Action You also don’t make medical decisions by completely making shit up but it’s gotten him this far

@Kip_JD @MAHA_Action Yeah, but it’s not managed with jello and soda.

RFK Jr. just shared that hospitals were giving diabetics foods like Jell-O and Coca-Cola that worsen their condition. “A diabetic woman… was immediately offered… a Jell-O and a Coca-Cola.” “And a number of other foods that all contain sugar that are all gonna injure their metabolic system and aggravate their diabetes.” “We have the best doctors… and the finest hospitals in the world.” “But… they haven’t recognized the most important tool of medicine today is good food.”