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@ManUtd @mdeligt_04 I hate hearsay who said the the dude was considering quitting football

When the going gets tough, the tough get going. You've got this, @MdeLigt_04 👊

Carrick mentality is designed for silver ware......man utd fans should embrace it

@abuyamasta You shouldn't be driving while nursing bro focus

Discharged, now heading home.

@MonroseMurugi We would like to know those students

Government Allegedly paid students Ksh1,500 or more to attend a Fake Finance Bill Public Participation at Asyana Gardens in Ongata Rongai. They were also given fake ID cards, with fake details, but with their real pictures. #financebill2026 #2026financebill

@abuyamasta Continue its your time to shine ✨️ brother

Today at around 7:04AM I was the 3rd person to hold him, the people infront of me were a Nurse and his mother. I held him high and said, "Welcome to the World Jr." I thank God to have blessed me with a fifth child, he granted me the wishes I have been asking for a very long time.

@johnnjenga You have your woman stop bothering people

No woman at the US China summit in 2026. ⚖️

@GunnerPuls An adult with a senseless trophy ware

🚨 Piers Morgan has absolutely COOKED Manchester United fans 😭🔥 🗣️ “If Mikel Arteta wins the Premier League and Champions League this season, he will surpass the achievements of Sir Alex Ferguson.” Imagine one Arsenal manager matching more in ONE season than United have done since Ferguson retired 😭🍿 The noise from Old Trafford would be unbearable if this actually happens. 💀🔥

@ManUtd @B_Fernandes8 Done

FWA Men's Footballer of the Year ✅ Premier League Player of the Season ❓ ©️ @B_Fernandes8 needs your help to clinch another award!

@SkySportsPL Congratulations Kobi Maino

The nominees for Premier League Young Player of the Season! 🌟 Who wins it? 🤔

@premierleague @EASPORTSFC Congratulations Brono Magnifico

Eight stars who made 2025/26 their own 🌟 It's time to get voting for your @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season 🗳️

@CPFC Good boys atleast you didn't play hero tonight

Goal. Manchester City double their lead.

@calvinokello4 It was about reasoning and logic. Mau Mau were like today's goons

Kikuyus never gave us independence. The Maumau won nothing. Independence was given. The British Empire decided to leave out of their own volition. You want to tell me that Maumau had superior weapons against the British? The greatest empire the world has ever seen? It was time for independence, and they gave it to us. We did not take it from them.

@calvinokello4 You are getting drunk into entitlement. Omera wake up and fokas !!!!

In Kenya Kikuyus, support you, and you win elections, and then Luos force you to work with them. Kikuyus, get angry and abandon you, and the cycle continues. Bottomline is no matter what, Luos must be pleased for the government to function. We always win. The principle of maximum gains with zero effort.

@Goddie_Ke The problem with teetotalers is that they often think they’re holier-than-thou and better than drunkards.

Kalonzo Musyoka : I have never drank alcohol since I was born

@EmmanuelMacron @WilliamsRuto I bet that was the first time you cooked 😂😂😂😂

Asante @WilliamsRuto, asante Kenya!

@abuyamasta 😂😂😂😂 shiet

First it's us men who knows if the vagina was good or not, so hii yako ya kusema ati yako ni mzuri labda Mbadi atuambie, but it must be horrible ndio maana hujai kuwa na mwanaume. Secondly, wewe na malaya wa Koinange street tofauti tu ni ati wewe unasimama kwa choo za bunge

@Bookten8 Wee ni mbayaaa

Wako kila corner bro. Ni vile wali accept kuishi nayo and life goes on. Kila sector iko na victims; makanga, lawyers, artists, but majority ni watu wa kuuza CCTV

@moneyacademyKE A good move tbh

Kenya has ended Kenya Power’s monopoly, allowing power producers to directly sell electricity to large consumers like factories and industries. The firms will use Kenya Power and Ketraco transmission lines after paying access fees.

@PLYouth @ManUtd Stars are Aligning

Introducing the #U18PL Player of the Season 🥁 Congratulations to @ManUtd’s young star, JJ Gabriel 👏

@jimNjue_ Mugithi star is thriving infact he twerks for chief tribalist the selective hate won't work 😤

The local musicians in Mt Kenya who went to twerk for Kasongo were cancelled and we forgot about them. I love how we do our things.