Geoff Caple

Your worst nightmare. You go to a party and the other bloke is wearing the same top as you are.

Felt sentimental, so wore the English cheesecutter cap l bought in Harrods fifty-years ago. Now frayed round the edges, and I’m minus the porn-star mustache. Got a few strange looks. That’s ok

Essendon sack coach Brad Scott. Just what Eagles didn’t need. #EaglesDons this weekend. Pendles one week, dead cat bounce the next

@geoffcaple Don't keep us in suspenders - how many steps/day?

Sometimes I wonder how I’ve managed to stumble through my long life without the Apple health App. Not knowing how many steps I took, or kilojoules burnt. But here we are

@andyflyfisher Safe trip, Andy

I’m off to Minnesota, I’ll catch up with you soon

@MissOnomy I’ll take your word for it, Jane

My back passage looks lovely in the dark.

@FoodPleaser Delicious if you have cannibalistic tendencies. It seems to be the trend these days. Especially on tv cooking shows

Be honest here… eat or pass? 🥩

@fizzyajcurt @KenWhistance But Milford to West Norfolk is a long way to travel just to offload a battery

@KenWhistance You can put them on the lid in a plastic bag in West Norfolk

Serious question. All our council waste collection bins have 'No Batteries' printed on the lids. What do they suggest you do with them if you are unable to get to a supermarket??

A special treat today - roasted chestnuts at the markets. Haven’t had them since I was a boy. Used to pick them off a neighbour’s tree, bring them home and bake them in front of a roaring coal fire in our parlour.

@grazinggoat66 Agreed. They never gave up. Really proud of them

The Eagles will take far more positives out of this game than the greatly overrated Collingwood regardless of the final margin The fact the Victorian based commentators have had to polish the Pies turd non stop says it all #AFLPiesEagles #AFLCollWCE

@KenWhistance Perish the thought

Too warm, in the buff, on top of the duvet, all night. And the citizenry of the planet came together, in unison, as one whole, to give thanks, rejoice and celebrate that there are no cameras here.

A brisk walk this morning. Had to brush the icicles off. According to the bureau it felt like 3 degrees. For once, I think they got it right

@KenWhistance @BBCNews Last time I was in the UK the headline read “England Sizzles - 35 degrees!” It was warm. Still made me chuckle

@BBCNews Nobody is going to die of 27C unless they're being roasted slowly on a spit.

'Extraordinary' heat health alerts to come into force as record May heat possible bbc.in/4dq6nc0

You have to admire Irish seagulls. Landing a poo on the King’s jacket from 200 feet requires great skill and dexterity

@jeff_laycock English breakfast. Loose tea that I buy from a shop in Kalamunda. But I do like Yorkshire tea

@geoffcaple Yorkshire tea?

Getting up in the dark, then that first sip of morning tea. First pleasure of the day

With winter round the corner, 17 degrees at 6 o’clock it’s going to be a warm one

Spent many years sitting in cars outside hotels and offices, waiting for state premiers, ministers and some very strange famous people. What a waste of time that was

The Prime Minister says he hasn’t lied, merely changed his position. Well, I guess that’s alright then

@fesshole Evening primrose

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