georgina 🐷

Crystal Palace are in a European final.

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so bored i might resub to ffxiv

Don’t even mind that we lost this one cause I’m just enjoying the liverpool fans losing their minds over munoz #cpfc 😙😙😙

@anonnnnn84 @CPFC “As a palace fan” - guys whose entire twitter is posts about liverpool 🤡

@CPFC as an palace fan, this so disgusting

BACK IN THE GAME

Obsessed with munoz single handedly sending the liverpool fanbase into mayhem #cpfc #livcry

@ekitikE_oguH @CPFC boohoo!!!!

@CPFC Disgusting club you are

@anfieldrevpod @CPFC Cry about it

Woodman saves and is injured Palace then score ! 2-1 awful sportsmanship from @CPFC disgusting #LFC #LiverpoolFC

@ellapritchardx This feels like an insult

Laying round a pool on holiday makes you realise there are so many more girls with normal bodies and normal figures than what social media makes you think there is. Fuck Instagram 🖕🏼

Wharton & lacroix 😭 win the game but at what cost 😭 #cpfc

@FraserBerryFarm It’s when u stop trying that it gets easy

It’s been over an hour of trying to get her to nap. Do I just give up or what

@SilvaKai8 @NoblestCalling The WORST. My October baby has barely even seen the outside world 🫩

@NoblestCalling Yep. I told my husband if we have another baby, I want one in the spring. Our first is a fall baby and I love fall but that winter depression on top of PPD was not fun. 🥴

Having a newborn in the spring really intensifies the vibe of the season. New life maxxing.

hey siri how do I siphon my neighbours oil tanks

In honor of International Women’s Day, fuck the Islamic Republic and fuck your selective feminism

Another game ruined by var zzzzz boring boring boring im switching off #MUNCRY #CPFC

Crystal Palace twitter who are we rooting for between Brighton and forest 😩 #cpfc

@MamaCAllen @Girlaboutsmthng @HB1934C This is such a good way to describe it. My first was a 2 day labour, my second was 2 hours. My coochie is still a wreck from how fast she came 🥲

It definitely is true. As a childbirth educator and birth doula who's been at MANY births and had my own precipitous labor, it's 100% true. The body has to do the same amount of work in a shorter amount of time. It's like ripping a bandaid off versus pulling it slowly. They both hurt, but pulling it quickly is more intense, just shorter.

Whenever I hear about girls having short labors like 2 hours and 15 minutes or something like that I am simultaneously so jealous and also so happy for them. Imagine getting a full healthy ass baby after 2 hours and 15 minutes!

@just_paula13 @narcissistgorl @ByteMeSweetly It was probably unlocked then??? We know she can’t go 5 minutes without lolcow content

@narcissistgorl @geosmay @ByteMeSweetly I was thinking of Siri too, however Siri won’t work unless your phone is unlocked 🤷🏻‍♀️

amber just admitted she fell in the shower today, couldn’t get up, and had to call her mom for help smh

@just_paula13 @ByteMeSweetly @narcissistgorl Ugh I do not want to defend amber here but it’s literally so easy to say “hey siri call mom”

@ByteMeSweetly @narcissistgorl Well, sure I think everybody brings their phone into the bathroom, but if she’s fallen in the shower, how the hell can she reach it with those T-Rex arms?

@SaltyCrabYT We miss you we love you 😭😭😭 queen of gorl world 😭

My appeal was denied. RIP 🧂 🦀