Gerald Wesley

@EOnyango78602 @polo_kimanii T guard ya 50 ukatumia 4yrs 🤣

@polo_kimanii Hii T guard nilikuwa nanunua moja chwani nikiwa highschool niliitumia for 4yrs. Sasa, Kuna siku nikaa mbele ya class , si mwalimu akahisi arufu ya sewage. Akaniuliza "are you among the people using the sewage water around?" Nilishangaa sana. Kumbe ni mdomo inanuka T guard.

HR anashangaaa nani alibeba omena kwa office kumbe ni wale jamaa walitumia toothpaste ya T guard asubuhi wananuka mdomo

@Wilmozae @Gitz__ Kubabako

@Gitz__ Sisi constituents wake.. He's my Mp umbwa wewe

Unatuuliza tuko kadi kama nani ? Umbwa wewe.

@korrexi @Thisisnosa_ @android_fhd Yours too

@geraldwesley_ot @Thisisnosa_ @android_fhd Your Mom

Ugliest looking icons and full of bloatware 😵‍💫🥴 How do people use Poco phones 🤔

@Shahidi_ke @supuypweza Inataste aje 🤣

@supuypweza Ukanikumbusha back in the days we had so much milk we oftenly cooked Ugali with milk instead of water. Then Ruto became president. F Ruto btw.

Kuna time mum alikosana na mzae, mum akaenda kwao, tulikuwa tunapika nyama hadi tunatumia ingine ka Pete.

@POPREBEL__ @Gidi014 🤣😂

@Gidi014 Me ishawahi nifanya nikadenki kwa sahani

First time trying this rubbish I was in second year. Helb ilikua imeingia. Best gin tatu na shisha kwa meza, mtu nne. My pal akatoa hizi nikaseti kamoja hapo lower lip out of curiosity. The next thing I remember is waking up naked in a fourth year's bed with my toungue deep inside gods know where. Sijui shida ilikua best, shisha ama hii velo ju I have never had any of them since that day 🚮

@Ja_Konyango @MartCray 🤣🤣

@MartCray Unakuwanga on my case, shida wewe huqualify, ningeshakufinya uwachane na Mimi

So the government wants a loan to subsidize fuel that is overtaxed😂 why not just reduce the taxes?

@M4Mogul @_kobbie37 @Realmwaks 🤣

@_kobbie37 @Realmwaks Umeachia wamama space kubwa ya kupigana

I am now a landlord. Congratulations to me 🎉

@privatetalky @jvepng That's fire

@jvepng Missed opportunity... 🫠

Apple products launched in 2016 turning 10 this year. 👇🏻 What was your favorite product from 2016?

@HumeJuty @Gidi014 It's just diluted ethanol at the end of the day 😂

@Gidi014 KC ni pombe ya umaskini? Lakini ikiwa na jina ya europe inakua sawa 😂😂 walai Africans mlirogwa

Hizi pombe za umaskini kama si the flavored ones siwezi kunywa. KC smooth will have you begging for your life the next morning.

@Darfur007 @_mpekethu_ And that notch parts were replaced

@_mpekethu_ This one is fake. Am 100% sure this one is fake na izo camera zinakaa sijui aje

Ya jana ilienda but leo tukona iPhone 11 Pro Max 256 GB , Battery Health at 92%. Very clean no single scratch, zero replacement of parts. 40k.

@korrexi @Thisisnosa_ @android_fhd Fuck off

@geraldwesley_ot @Thisisnosa_ @android_fhd You don't get to tell people what to buy. What exactly is your problem man?

@Notoriousbill1 @ItsGregy_ 😂

@ItsGregy_ Bro apo kwa uchafu umedanganya joh, maybe ni wewe ndio matako yako ilikuwa inanuka ukadhani ni ya tilapia babe

Apart from kuwa wachafu, Tilapia Babes are the most arrogant, avoid them for the sake of your mental health.

@NashonJahome @Ian_San254 Si mbaya utaloose out tu Kwa system updates

@geraldwesley_ot @Ian_San254 Makosa imetokea tayari. Sikuwa najua imetoka

Never buying a Redmi again ina hang kama MF

@ziperke @boaz_leonard @viki_Corp @_MissVivie Bana 😂

@geraldwesley_ot @boaz_leonard @viki_Corp @_MissVivie 😂huyo amelipwa na airtel

Which one would you recommend between the two?

@NashonJahome @Ian_San254 Si ungenunua to note 15 pro for the same price

@geraldwesley_ot @Ian_San254 33500

@NashonJahome @Ian_San254 How much juu 15 imetoka

@Ian_San254 Si ungesema mapema I have already ordered 13 pro

@0723_kiarie85 @Broadbasedgal Can't believe you produced an offspring, hope it's not as retarded as you.

@Broadbasedgal But if it's this beautiful why can't they stay in their HIV ridden Town without opportunities always migrating to shack's in Nairobi.. primitive people

This is Kisumu City looking like Dubai. Bana being in government is very sweet. Luos will not go back to opposition again

@tradewithian @boismashugli @Wuodnyakach_ you started with the BS I just matched your energy 😅

@geraldwesley_ot @boismashugli @Wuodnyakach_ Delete hizi comments zako mrishia, na uache kuandika ufala X. Grow up.

What is the monthly salary ?