Gerard Livett

@mhdksafa Hello

@jayrayner1 How about a bowl of coffee and a flowerpot of muffin? #wrong

@highwaylass Reminds me of when I worked as a PBTD. Me: Where to? Small child: Take us home Child's dad: But he doesn't know where we live

@alex_chicchi Come ho scritto, non ho visto il cane nascosto. I gatti pensino che siano nascosti ogni tanto 😸

@alex_chicchi Cane, quale cane? 😿🐕

I am being pursued by @tescomobile for a debt on a phone contract I did not take out. I was the victim of a delivery fraud, but despite contacting them four times I am still getting threatening letters.

@alexchicchi Bella

@highwaylass Marv

@highwaylass I remember every time we have lost pets (cat people)

@highwaylass Just seen this So sorry for your loss

@TommyCorbyn @lizzy_pettit I once met your dad at a funfair about 15 years ago. He was a loving father having a family evening out with his boys. #notjustapolitician

Cheeky little birthday breakfast with the old boy this morning 🎂🍰 #HappyBirthdayJeremyCorbyn

@gailebishop Suppose it lets in more light.

Old front door. New front door. 🚪

@highwaylass Be as quick as possible

@fabulucy Great use of the Benthamite panopticon

@josef Followed by the dark side of the moon variant.

No doubt it will be "The Moon Variant" soon.

@RevRichardColes Thought so. Although these days....

@RevRichardColes Is 'never married' a euphemism?

@fabulucy Getting close myself

@BarmyDeano @fabulucy I give up

@Aiannucci If voting ever changed anything they would change the system

Johnson using Republican tactics again. And this will only get worse. ID cards at poll stations coming in Queen’s Speech. theguardian.com/politics/2021/…