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@erinashford888 because we LIVE, not exist

Why am I only attracted to men who have life threatening hobbies /:

Prince William says Islam is the religion of peace The Royal Family has completely lost all sense of defending Christianity and the British people Is it time for a shake up of this institution?

@Shunyaa00 when these deviants are caught there should be a guy with steel toed work boots giving a full force kick to the gonads. crush the raisins.

🇬🇧 UK: Thornaby - Mohammed Amir Al Najjar, 30, asylum seeker from Gaza, Palestine attempted to rape a 14-year-old British girl. Caught by British patriots. Mohammed says, 'There is no age limit in Sharia Law.' What punishment does Mohammed deserve?

@YakkStack dana carvey as the church lady

This image was touched up...and she still looks like a ghoul.

@g_gosden couple fruits defended by a guy that felches them

Two decent blokes standing up for their country against Trump’s insane narcissistic imperialism

@JaneCaro Thats rich. The last two canadian pm's have been caught in money conflicts, sexual scandals. Nothing happens

If a Prime Minister in Australia, New Zealand, Canada, the UK behaved like Trump he would lose the confidence of the House and be out. The US needs to stop its cultish worship of its constitution & founding fathers & create a system that will never allow another wannabe dictator.

@hippojuicefilm Right? Toad eyes aren't it

When did fetal alcohol syndrome become a fashion statement?

@catsen no

Just re-watched Interstellar. I have been reborn. Any other space movies even half as good as this?

@xevekiah being canadian

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

@BlondeBigot11 hopefully when vlad throws a few nukes at the shit hole

My fucking God. When will it end?

@TheTorontoSun oh please, would putin just turn that canadian taxpayers money sponge into glass? c'mon vlad!

Canada sends another $51 million to Ukraine torontosun.com/news/national/…

@FightCentralFC not micks, they're newfies, (descendants of micks).

Drunk guy won't leave Irish truck driver alone, pays the price.

@Shooo2Shooo2 @Alberta_UCP @ABDanielleSmith @nenshi @albertaNDP pedophelia

If there is porn in a library, @Alberta_UCP & @ABDanielleSmith want it gone. Simple fix. So why does @nenshi disagree with that? He want perverts to have more rights than children? What does @albertandp really support?

@MarcNixon24 it'll be a big "no issues' crossing.

Heading down to the United States for the long weekend by car. 🚗 I do not expect any issues at the border. Taking the kids to Seattle. I look forward to reporting on how it is in 🇺🇸

@FringedCanuck @MarcNixon24 Oh spooge for sure. Sickening fat cunt

@MarcNixon24 Water or spooge?

This is enough to make someone vomit Doug Ford has officially come out as liberal He drank too much of Mark Carney’s water

A teacher is explaining biology to her third grade students. She says, “Human beings are the only creatures that stutter.” A little girl raises her hand, and says, “I once had a kitty cat that stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could be, asked the little girl to describe the incident. “Well,” she began, “I was in the backyard with my kitty cat and the Rottweiler that lives next-door got a running start, and before we knew it, he jumped the fence into our yard!” “That must’ve been scary!” the teacher exclaimed. “It sure was!” the little girl said. “My kitty cat raised her back, went ‘sssss, sssssss, ssssss,’ and before she could say ‘SHIT,’ the Rottweiler ate her!” The teacher had to leave the room.

@GadSaad @joerogan Tabernac, pea soup and johnnycake, you are quebecker now. Just have to go trow my orse over da fence, some hay

Quebec media COMPLETELY ignored me for decades, and were almost fully silent when the Quebec intelligentsia made me public enemy #1 because I made a joke about the French-Canadian accent on the @joerogan show. But now, they all wish to invite me for chats to discuss the problem of immigration in Quebec. Well, well. I've apparently gone from an ingrate immigrant because of my "linguistic genocide" but now I'm a hero protecting Quebec's secularism. How quickly one's status changes, eh?

@RadioGenoa fucking anti christ

Pope Leo: "Christians and Muslims can live together and be friends."

@F0ODHub tabasco on the eggs

Be honest, what’s missing here?

@LangmanVince ET. and btw dont ever forget that guy started grooming macron when he was 14. disgusting frog cunts. too bad we got rid of the germans for them 80 years ago

Seriously, WTF is Emmanuel Macron married to?