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A citizens arrest always cracks me up because if I’m breaking the law already why you think I’m scared to beat you up??

Your main purpose in life should be to make sure God is pleased with you, not people.

Welcome to Los Angeles, @BelRedDevils 🇧🇪

lord help me become the person I’m praying to be.

I once dated this Algerian French woman and I wanted to make it work so badly even though she was awful because my eyes were on the bigger picture on what our football playing child could be

Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal

pour des raisons évidentes, aucune serviette ne sera disponible dans nos restaurants aujourd’hui.

i've seen it all but ronaldo creating his own country to take down messi is a whole new level of crazy.

give them 6 months to train and they'd lose 40-0 to Cape Verde

Two co-defendants are going viral after both took full blame, claiming they each acted as the sole shooter despite two different guns being fired at the scene 👀

Everyone knew this was the risk of playing chappie. You knew some mad cunt would dish out a slap like this if they caught you. It’s why you play the game.

Major cheat code for life: realizing you really can just wake up one day and say "that's enough of that" and change direction completely.

Thank you lord.

Madame Celeste Amarilla, Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction. Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays. Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

Uber driver: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐 me: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐 Uber driver:🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐 me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Fair play that is really gay

I hate a corner shop with a shit drink selection

🚨Belgian players did the Trump dance after knocking the USA out of the World Cup

You can’t park there 😂

Kid saying Haaland like he’s an old friend is killing me