Gary Grant

Fuck Justin Welby and fuck the church for saying he did the right thing by taking responsibility. He didn’t. He ignored it until the report came out. Then, with the media on his back and nowhere else to hide ‘did the right thing’. #WelbyResign

America, what the fuck is wrong with you?

@jimstewartson The man is a galactic bellend

“If we don’t elect Donald Trump, we will lose democracy in this country.” It’s really hard to express my contempt for the sort of monster who would immigrate to a country, use it to become the richest man, and then weaponize his wealth to bite off the hand that fed him.

@timecaptales Japan or Thailand for me

In your opinion, what country has the best cuisine?

Don’t fuck this up again America. That is all.

@TheGoodLiars And right there is the problem. It’s the education system in America. Shocking and appalling that so many adults who have been through the school system are as dumb as a brick. If not sorted out another Trump-like moron dog whistler can just step in when he’s gone. :/

A woman at the New York City Trump rally said the government is controlling the hurricanes.

@rolandmcs Bellends. To a man.

List of UK political figures supporting Trump: • Boris Johnson • Liz Truss • Suella Braverman • Andrea Jenkyns • Jacob Rees-Mogg • Nigel Farage • Lord Frost • John Hayes • Robert Jenrick • Sammy Wilson • Ian Paisley • Jake Berry • Kwasi Kwarteng • Tim Montgomerie

@TristanSnell Don’t forget the fact that he’s a cunt.

He fell asleep at his own criminal trial. He fell asleep at his own RNC. Now he fell asleep at his own campaign event. It’s official. DonOld is just too ancient, too low-energy, too EXHAUSTED to be president.

@SkySportsNews Fewer

"They've got less points than they deserve" 📉 Pep Guardiola is expecting a tough test against Wolves in the Premier League this weekend 🐺

@GeorgeTakei You really are a prize twat aren’t you Elon?

There’s always Mars!

@stuzi_pants He really is the most galactic bellend. I find it hard to express the degree to which I detest this loathsome, lying, self-satisfied prick.

Arrived late to this clip Always good to be reminded that Nigel Farage is human shit

@FrYSWalker @RoryStewartUK @JustinWelby @bishopoffulham @bishopSarahM @CosmicSkeptic @JusBrierley @NJones @gtomlin @seenunseenmag @TheRestHistory @holland_tom @WalkerMarcus @_F_B_G_ I think that possibly enough nonsense books exist in the world. I believe we’d be more united, happier and less deluded if we stop projecting our insecurities onto the make believe and invest more time understanding the real world around us. But I appreciate the offer.

@FrYSWalker @RoryStewartUK @JustinWelby @bishopoffulham @bishopSarahM @CosmicSkeptic @JusBrierley @NJones @gtomlin @seenunseenmag @TheRestHistory @holland_tom @WalkerMarcus @_F_B_G_ It matters as we’re finally giving up this Bronze Age mythology nonsense. I’d call it progress.

@Timodc Even when the orange molester has gone, the US education system REALLY needs to up its game. How can so many Americans be THAT dumb as to support a blatant moron, chancer, liar and sex-pest. How do we stop the next raciest buffoon rallying the fuckwit brigade again?

Lady burning Taylor swift records while expressing concern about cat eating migrants. Healthy political movement you got here.

This video of Donald Trump singing “It wasn’t me” is now TRENDING. Can we get #ItWasntMe trending to the top?

“When I owned Twitter I posted that the the UK was on the verge of civil war after a gang of piss heads stole some sausage rolls from Greggs.”

@adamhillscomedy 🙌

This is Paul. He is a deaf NHS worker who never heard the applause during lockdowns. Let’s respond to this tweet with as many 🙌 as possible please

The Fagash Fuhrer gets completely owned by Tony Blair, wonderful moment

New Trumpton fire brigade just dropped.

lol