Greg Allen
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Greg Allen
@ghajbs
Self made nice guy (always respectful to women) & enjoy looking for open-minded friends that like to discuss & share! Life is great! Make each day your own!
Katılım Haziran 2009
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Dear @NobelPrize, give Elon his deserved prize.
Legend Awake@MagicalNature2
“Elon Musk deserves the Nobel Prize for having served as the ultimate defender of free speech.” – Gad Saad
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Apparently perimenopause means that my tits are always swollen and sore now.
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Distracting thoughts have made this shift easier but now my mind is in the gutter
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@Random_Red Hmmm, maybe like soft little bites and nibbles and fingertips tracing smaller and smaller circles across your sensitive flesh….
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Of course the Democrat Party will oppose this because they hate sunshine
Leading Report@LeadingReport
President Trump indicates he will sign bill making daylight saving time permanent.
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My boyfriend got angry because I kept bringing small gifts to his parents’ house.
Flowers. Desserts. Wine.
I was raised to never visit someone empty-handed.
At first, his parents always seemed grateful.
Then one night, before dinner, my boyfriend snapped.
“Why do you keep acting like my parents are a charity case?”
I was confused.
I explained it was cultural for my family.
He got even angrier and told me to stop “imposing my culture.”
I stayed home that night.
Later, he came back with the flowers I’d bought and claimed his parents were secretly annoyed with me too.
Then I got a text from his dad asking me not to come over anymore.
Something felt… off.
A few days later, I confronted my boyfriend and demanded the truth.
That’s when he admitted everything.
The text hadn’t come from his dad.
He had sent it himself from his father’s phone, then blocked my number so I couldn’t reply.
Why?
Because his parents had started talking about marriage.
And after 4 years together, he suddenly realized he “wanted new experiences.”
So his plan was to create fake drama until I became desperate to fix things…
Then convince me to agree to an open relationship.
I actually laughed in his face.
He really thought emotional manipulation was going to make me stay loyal while he slept with other people.
I packed my things that same night.
A few days later, I finally visited his parents myself.
His mother cried when she found out what happened.
His father apologized over and over.
Turns out they loved the gifts.
They hated what their son did to me.
I lost a boyfriend that week.
But honestly?
I think I dodged a missile.
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@AlbertaGirl34 You were going to start making Brownies. No nuts please ….😍
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Brian, you’re an American attacking the President of your own country nonstop while the rest of the world watches your side melt down over every typo, post, or mistake. Let that sink in.
Meanwhile millions of Americans support Trump because they remember lower inflation, stronger borders, energy independence, and a country that actually projected strength.
You don’t have to like the man, but pretending every little thing is the end of democracy just makes the constant outrage look exhausting.
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Our Senile president just accidentally posted a private email to a man named Mike publicly on TruthSocial.
He apparently doesn’t know the difference between his own failing social media platform and email.
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