petty betty

Just walked past an old couple and the man breaks his neck to stare at me and the woman looks at him and I can't help but despise my youth being the only thing that keeps me from being her

somehow we lost galas and ended up with dating apps

I still can’t believe this is real.

You obviously haven't been paying attention! I put foot to ass in this fandom, and only get grief. I'm either stalking or too quiet and not "devoted" enough. If you are a paying subscriber to my substack, you would know exactly what's going on. If you paid attention to my IG posts in the past couple of weeks, you would know exactly what's going on! I haven't taken my eye off the ball, and I haven't dropped shit. Unlike a lot of people, I can focus on multiple things at once and have multiple interests. I'm condo shopping in Palm Springs, I'm doing an audit at my job, I'm planning four trips to Michigan, Vegas, Paris, and Toronto for the next seven months, and you think I'm not doing enough as Club Chalamet. Stay in your lane, or pay $6/mth to read my Club Chalamet Substack. I'm done with this shitty app, and the cruel people who have made my enjoyment in this fandom incredibly difficult in the past year!

I cannot believe we’re two weeks out from Timothée’s best chance at an Oscar and Club Chalamet has completely taken her eye off the ball

You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd???

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, ladykins... we could use the wood!

today is the 1 year anniversary of holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity btw