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imagine running into me at the coffee shop shop.. would u ask for my number ?

are you attracted to clown girls be honest

@emkenobi @undersiegexo Me when user86447878 with no profile pic asks if I wanna make content with them 😭

So, just a reminder that OF is not a dating site, and it is extremely creepy to ask to meet me in person. If you do not respect my boundaries, you will be blocked. Idc if you've paid for a subscription or not. There are so many weirdos out there, and it's crazy to me that people don't see how inappropriate it is to ask me where I live or when they can see me in person.

@Sleebunn3 Just spam her @ under it so ppl can see it 🫶🏻🫶🏻🥹

Not her taking my video and reposting it and giving me no credit lmao. wtf

@Your_sweetgurl WOW @Sleebunn3 LOOKS SO GOOODDD HERE 🥹

Bubble melons 🍈

@HoopsCrave I’m safe ^_^

Scientists reportedly find that cannabis can kill hantavirus.

@BrianRoemmele Vancouver has speed trap drones too

It’s happening…

@cupicx My cat sprained my hand while trying to restrain him to get a vaccine at the vet yesterday, you’d be surprised how strong they are

I took cookie and cream to the groomers and somehow cream broke the groomers hand??? I felt so bad since her hand was all bent but like how does a cat even do that…

@srkntnyldz Paparazzi are fucking cockroaches

Miley Cyrus, fotoğrafını çekmek için annesini ezip geçen paparazziye tepki gösterdi ve annesini korudu. Sanatçı anneler günü için beraber çıktığı annesini korudu. Gerçek bir “kız evlat” davranışı işte 💪🏼❤️

@Cazzy It was a fucking amber alert you heartless corn ball

@softlxnar I think I would genuinely just kms instead

Seems like pap smear discourse is happening again. As a medical physicist I have had to observe cervical brachytherapy during my research on cervical cancer. This treatment involves a metal rod being placed through the cervix and into the uterus, often with additional needles inserted into the cervical tissue acting as additional radiation channels. For some tumours, this device is left inside the patient for 1-2 days to deliver a low dose of radiation slowly. This is horrifying to watch, and more horrifying to experience. Nothing is worse than cancer. Please get your smear test.

@animelilys 🙈🙈 hehe stoppp u making me blush

@ghostkittenxx mommy 👉👈

fishnets will never go out of style

people who lack emotional depth and intelligence actually just piss me off like what do u even think about ?? Nothing ??

@missmommymolly Literally LOL

Red pill men who have never been on a date in their life will tell a happily married or in a relationship OF creator that she will be alone for the rest of her life and it’s so funny.

@susravioli Omg girl LOCKDOWN MODE THAT SHIT ASAP

Yo I need another iPhone user to tell me right now if their phone has ever said OUT LOUD “recording in progress” for seemingly no reason?? I’m genuinely really freaked out right now, especially in the context of what I was doing on my phone at the time. It didn’t even sound like Siri. I joke a lot about being on a list but now I’ll actually be wearing my tin foil hat for the rest of the day or until I get a logical explanation. What the actual fuck.

@caramelcolored he is unwell

I have a feeling Ethan Klein is spiraling right now. He is someone who can't handle criticism, and ever since he nuked his own fanbase, he's just been getting worse. No joke, I felt bad that I even stopped going into this account, until I remembered how he's suing these women who are NOT as rich as him and how he's taking advantage of that. He truly is a disgusting person.

@kesplfe spending our money on trying to look pretty on twitter :(

Why do pretty girls on twt have no money for food? Makes me sad sometimes

@ooumsgh get shredded and make mad content without worrying about rent lol

Si il y a un deuxième virus comme le Corona ( on espère pas ) et qu’on venait à être confiné pendant plusieurs mois, vous ferez quoi de votre temps libre cette fois-ci?

@GrungeGuyF1408W @gabryandere I hate to break it to you but every of girl I know is in a long term relationship Lol

@gabryandere Mas aí que tá, tem muita menina de Only Fans hoje em dia tendo problemas de relacionamento por vender conteúdo. É um problema real pra essas garotas conseguirem ser assumidas por um cara de responsa porque não é todo homem que aceita legal.

Eu amo quando questionam “Voce assumiria uma atriz porno? provavelmente não” porque eu fico me perguntando seriamente se acham que as atrizes pornos namorariam VOCÊ que tá se questionando isso kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

@fOx1257067 Lovense Max 2 been around for ages lol. The only difference is this added a strap. Vrchat nerds been doing this for almost 10 years

Just watched an advertisement for grown men wearing VR headsets while a machine strapped around their waist simulates intercourse so they can pretend they’re having a relationship with a women. Read that again slowly.👆 We have officially reached the point where some people would rather plug themselves into a fantasy than learn how to be intimate with an actual woman. The fact that this is being marketed as “innovation” is one of the bleakest things I’ve ever seen. How did this become normalized… and why are so many people acting like this isn’t completely dystopian?