Gift of Gab

@LionelMedia An antique French chocolate crêpe machine?

Do you think most young people today would even know what this was?

@mamboitaliano__ Wasn't Madame X wearing black velvet?

🚨 Lauren Sánchez Bezos at the Met Gala really bent over backwards to look elegant this time Did she pull it off? Yay or nay?

@atrupar Uh, he means UNemployment, right? He keeps saying "employment." Sorry, it's my literal #audiobook mind ...

a very confused Trump: "I could with one swipe of the pen say, 'Let's have no employment,' and I'll hire a million people or two million people and we'll have absolutely no employment."

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@saniyafatma1278 Rao's is worth saving up for. Or getting Rao's at Costo.

This young dude took 2 old boomer dipshits to the woodshed. Somebody give him the keys

@ThatFamilyBS Lazy ass Uber driver doesn't load her bag for her ...

Humm...🤔 #PrincessBeatrice Departs St. James's Palace in an Uber.

@EdKrassen What is he smoking?

This is comical. In The Villages, Dr. Phil really just claimed that: "What the president is doing here is really something you have to think about differently. He’s restoring trust between Americans and the government." After the Epstein file coverup? After making $3-6 billion while in office? After telling us he would lower prices? Really? Restoring trust? Is he crazy?

@JohnFKtweets @ThoNg676733 @WatTyler5 🤣🤣🤣

@ThoNg676733 @WatTyler5 Crooner

No auto tune needed … just wow.

@BillSlocum1 @ThoNg676733 Absolutely ...

@ThoNg676733 Yes, his pipes really come across as being at another level when you hear him on a live mike.

BREAKING: Trump just completely lost it in his speech at The Villages, flipping out about the microphone not being loud enough. Reminds me of an old man with dementia.

This exchange between @SenBlumenthal and Trump’s judicial nominees is utterly astounding. If you can watch this and still think this country isn’t falling into authoritarianism and fascism under Donald Trump, then you are not being honest with yourself.

@MoMohler Lotsa goodies in her pockets for the kids?

My grandma told us they used to call her the human pool table. Still don’t know what that meant.

@AuthorGFAllen Audiobooks are a different and lovable beast. Many folks are not aurally inclined and prefer to process a book straight off the page. I thank Heaven every day for those who listen to their books. I remain forever grateful for my life's work and the legacy of my #audiobooks

Anyone else still pick physical books over ebooks or audiobooks?

Wow. I felt that sigh right along with him.

@MWThrillers @atrupar Correct. I experienced this on a tiny scale yesterday when I went to buy some fertilizer for my tomatoes. TWICE the price of last year's little bag of potash. It's going to be devastating on a large scale and reflect in our food supply.

@atrupar It's not just gas. Fertiliser is up 80%. Wait til that feeds through to groceries in the supermarket. Diesel up, kerosene up. You fucked up the world's economy because you thought it would make you look tough. We don't give a shit about Iran.

Trump: "Gasoline is high. Other prices are way down, but gasoline is high. But when this is over, you'll have a world without a nuclear weapon with Iran."

@abefromanofchi @atrupar

@atrupar I wasn't concerned about Iran before this I AM concerned about paying $400 a month in gas

@AlArabiya_Eng Omg, his lack of form. Can't he afford a trainer?

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu shares a video of him exercising in the gym, with a caption: “Shabbat Shalom to the people of Israel.”

@MihchaelO @TheTNHoller @adammocklerr I don't know who Alan is, but Adam is one cool dude. And Italians everywhere object to your opinion about hand gesticulations.

@TheTNHoller @adammocklerr Alan, you don't need all the hand gesticulations to make your points...it's very annoying. It's also disrespectful to invade someone else's space...you don't need to do that either.

🔥 @adammocklerr: “The stature of Scott Jennings is so incredibly weak. This is a child trying to do political punditry. He lost his shit. Obviously something deeper was boiling in him.”