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@albertodebo @ICooper This is not Twitter.

@ICooper As this is Twitter, let me state the obvious: that was just a question. I’m not receiving resumes and I’m not a hiring manager at the company I’m currently working for.

You have an open role for “iOS engineer” in your company. You receive a CV from an “Ios engineer”. What do you do?

@albertodebo Stalking you. I thought it was obvious.

@gimly What are you doing on Twitter?

12 years ago I was working in the most beautiful and inspiring place in Italy: H-Farm. Today I went back to visit the amazing Campus and I was simply mesmerised 🤯 #HFARMCampus youtu.be/U_low-AGNDY

@albertodebo It sure is badly designed.

Can anybody convince me that methods with `directoryHint` are not badly designed APIs?

@albertodebo Makes you a better human

I refuse to believe that 2 croissants per day can have any impact on my weight. Like, at all. 🥐 🥐

1/ QUICK THREAD: How does Ukrainian military use small quadcopters to constantly keep pressure on the Russian forces? This pro-Kremlin Telegram post offered a few details - main points below:

@andreascuderi13 Congratulations 🎉

I’m officially a British citizen! 🇬🇧🇮🇹🎉

@monzo How do I hide my pot? I locked it but it's still visible.

If you're starting the challenge today, you might want to put 15p in your Pot so it’s got the same amount as if you started on the 1st of Jan Tip: lock and hide your Pot so you’re less tempted to dip in! 🙅

Save £667.95 in 2023 with the 1p savings challenge 💸 It involves saving a bit of money every day, starting with 1p. The next day you save 2p, the day after 3p and so on. On the last day of the year, you’ll set aside £3.65 and have a total of £667.95 in savings! Let's go👇

@albertodebo @alcalt2 On the bright side, it's not the new year yet 😜

@alcalt2 He doesn't want to admit it. I've already violated the first item in my list of new year's resolutions: "don't get stressed"

My dad has no password on the computer and I'm about to flip.

Knotwords Daily Mini Dec. 29 2022 02:01 Hints: 0 playknotwords.com 🪢 📝

Knotwords Daily Mini Dec. 27 2022 04:08 Hints: 0 playknotwords.com 🪢 📝 h/t ⁦@jsnell⁩

@acbdev @joinbento You have a youtube channel?!? 😲

I am using @joinbento and I’m loving it!! So handy to collect all the important info and links and it’s really fun to customise! bento.me/acbdev

🎅🏼 I just claimed today’s Design Gift by @Framer and @FonsMans. Claim a new design deal every 24 hours until Christmas! design.gifts

@martin_costello Congrats Martin!

Holy shit we just bought a house 🏡

Debate resolved: There are no 10x engineers. Presenting the Nov 22 - Dec 19 "what do Twitter engineers do all day" speedrun ANY%

@gimly Make it a single Package with targets 😬

The downside of doing Advent of Code is my Xcode recent history looks like this. I swear I have other projects :D

@martin_costello That's a good question. Last year I wanted to discuss specific ones with other people so it made sense to separate them this way. Then I created a GitHub template to bootstrap a Day, so it's easier for me to start a new one now. Works great... apart from my history.

@gimly Why are you not doing them all in one project?

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