CaptainGimosco

@masibanda_ Milk, bread and mealie meal are not products. Stupid and silly people can sort out that without problems.

Maprices emaCommodities ekuSA and UK are higher than emuZimbabwe bt unoona rimwe richiti handidzoke kuZimbabwe uri rombe my guy Zim tikugadzira maProducts edu toga ,eg Milk,bread,mealie meal zvakawandisa tikutoExporter to SA wewe woti haudzoke🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

@begottensun @Mauruka07 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wandifungisa baba vangu.

@Mauruka07 Hapana zviripo

So we managed to get 3 tons average per HA. We had 4 guys on salary. 3 vemaricho, Expensive inputs and erratic rain. I just agreed with my wife : next year we just buy the maize we need for our animals. 🫵🤣. In SA we will get it under $300 per ton. Only grow your own maize if you are a commercial farmer on above 50ha or you have FUCK ALL ELSE DO with your life 🤣🌽

@KMutisi @Julius_S_Malema Aikaka 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Are you trying to compare a system that respects institutions to one that jails journalists and opposition figures for years without trial?

If @Julius_S_Malema’s case had occurred in Zimbabwe, Zimbabwean opposition folks would be falling over each on SA Media disparaging the country & begging their “Western saviours” & “SADHAKI” to impose sanctions even on unborn children. In South Africa, people reacted without internationalising the issue. There is a level of maturity & pride that’s still lacking in Zimbabwean opposition politics.

@lawmush1 @LynneStactia Aaaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Haaah wadzamisa fungwa

@LynneStactia He find his new home kuma podcast evamwe he couldn’t have his own channel imagine to see Makandiwa on Zigo, Ola, Sparks 😂😂

The Lamborghini that Panganai Javangwe used to parade as his, is still parked at the owner’s house after he was booted out from the house after divorce! Panga aitipa pressure nezvinhu zveVanhu ! 😂😂🤣🙌🏽

@NineTapesa57158 @ibbosnr @DougColtart @EmmanuelSitima7 But it's not his generation abducting anybody.

@ibbosnr @DougColtart @EmmanuelSitima7 It will end when your generation is all dead.

I have confirmed from an eyewitness that approximately an hour ago Emmanuel Sitima was taken from Mabvuku by a group of men in plainclothes and was put into a Honda Fit with Reg Number AHG1994 (pictured). His whereabouts remain unknown. If anyone has any information, please share

Today, the 13th of April 2026, the Zimbabwe Council of Churches (ZCC) formally submitted its Statement of Inputs to Parliament on the Constitution of Zimbabwe Amendment Bill No. 3 (2026). The ZCC, representing 32 member denominations with a reach of at least 3 million citizens, opposes the Constitution of Zimbabwe Amendment Bill No. 3 (2026) because of the potential harm it causes to the nation and the legacy of our current President. The ZCC, acting as a Watchman (Ezekiel 3:17) a role that compels the Church to speak when it sees the nation walking toward harm and after prayerful reflection and stakeholder consultation: Our general recommendations are as follows 1.Withdraw or substantially revise the Bill: The amendments in their current form are constitutionally, morally, and democratically compromised. 2.Establish an Independent Constitution Amendment Commission: Amendments of this nature require a dedicated, independent commission mandated to undertake broad, meaningful consultations rooted in the will of the people, free from the conflict of interest that arises when the institutions advancing the Bill are its direct beneficiaries. 3.If the Bill proceeds in its current form, a national referendum is mandatory: The Bill fundamentally alters the 2013 Constitution and provides for term extensions benefiting current incumbents. This requires direct citizen consent - not parliamentary approval by those who benefit from it. #ConversationsOfHope

@gfrankfari @CMukungunugwa He is too daft to comprehend that. He will be hungry very fast.

@CMukungunugwa If we suspend them, you wont have anything to post as you are part of the campaign machine

The reason I want elections to be in 2028 suspended is that it seems Zimbabwe has been in election mode for the past 25 years. If we suspend elections, people will forget about them and focus on development.

I do not@like ZANU-PF now will I ever like it but this guy is saying the truth about them in ZANU-PF. The old man ED has his comfortable seat in council of elders most who are thieves and looters. The majority in ZANU-PF what this Bishop of evil gone to save Zimbabwe

@nickmangwana How come a British citizen is so vested in Zimbabwean political affairs.

Between 1980 and 2013, I don't recall a single judge being impeached (if there was any, please remind me). Yet, in the last 7 years, we've seen one almost every year. What changed? The recruitment process. Nominations have opened the door to unfit candidates who ace interviews but fail on the bench. We need reform. #CAB3

@MashyChinembiri @nickmangwana @chirongomap Avhura hombe kaa uyu

@nickmangwana @chirongomap So the judges on the bench are criminals??

@igweeboss @PTChimusoro Those items are sufficient for hiring a car anywhere in the world plus payment by credit card. Credit card for a purpose.

@PTChimusoro I have hired a couple of cars in Harare. My experience is that you guys you dont have proper risk management plan in place. Its just me, my ID/drivers licence, next of kin number. I was shocked. Do Background checks, social media, digital finger prints, confirm next of kin.

A car hire deal gone wrong: In December 2024, someone called expressing interest to hire a car. As always, we did ID checks & paperwork.. They took the car for the agreed period. They made a payment, called later and advised they would extend the rental which wasn’t an issue..

@Pachimoi1980 @15BillionStolen @ZANUPF_Official @zanu_pf @Chinamasa_PA @ChinamasaPA @edmnangagwa @OpenParlyZw @zanupf_patriots His foot is connected to his spoken word especially if he supported what supported his foot. Only satan can and has ability to agree with his foot and by deduction his contribution.

@15BillionStolen @ZANUPF_Official @zanu_pf @Chinamasa_PA @ChinamasaPA @edmnangagwa @OpenParlyZw So what has his foot got to do with his spoken words. There are smart supporters of CAB3 too. If u take pictures vagrants feet and speak on their behalf then u are political insane @zanupf_patriots

I am sorry for taking this photo at Chidzikwe in Masvingo District during Parliament Public Hearing of CAB3.This was a man who was contributing nothing meaningful except shouting at the top of the voice "2030 Baba Mnangagwa vanenge Vachitonga ".

@TheEmmalez How is this relevant to the story shared here? Be serious mhen

Social media power Indeed social media has power to make and destroy people depending on what you portray . This lady posted a few days ago how landlord asked them to leave so instead of looking for a house they moved in to their uncompleted building. She went ahead to show on video how the house looks like while appreciating her husband who struggled hard to put the house together though it’s yet to be completed . Williams Uchemba shared her post! Commended her courage and gave her ₦1,000,000 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Actress Tonto Dike also gave her ₦1,000,000 naira Ubi Franklin gave her ₦1,000,000 Further support started coming in from people to raise more funds for her so the house will be completed in 60 days. Things we love to see.

Company De-Registered for not filing annual returns. $5.2 Billion folks. mega Deal folks. They want 2 extra years folks. Till 2030 … if you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention. Nkosikona Holdings. 🫵🤣

CSC was coming back to life in the 2nd republic. They need 2 extra years and to change the constitution for this truck to be on stilts. 🫵🤣

@Am_Blujay @JuniorTinashe66 He will probably think that the outcome would have been different had he been driving. Very sad.

@JuniorTinashe66 The mother

Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 If you think life is hard remember Ronald Mujuru buried his wife and 5 children today 💔💔💔 Six members of the Mujuru family, including mother Lilian (40) and five children, died in a head-on crash with a truck on April 2, 2026, along the Harare-Masvingo Road. I don’t know if that man will ever heal in this lifetime 😢💔💔

@zulukingggg Padare did not say what Marcie is saying. In all fairness he didn't.

@KMutisi There was no moon landing and there will be no such for the longest

For the first time since 1972, Human Beings are returned to the moon this morning… HOWEVER, they will not land on the moon, they will just orbit the moon… The fact that they are not landing on the moon has SPARKED the debate on whether the Apollo Landings were real. Folks are arguing that IF humans could land on the moon in the 1950s, surely it should be an easy mission in 2026…

@matinyarare @ChaleChipangura Chamisa has won all elections he contested. There's no person in Zimbabwe who can win against Chamisa fairly for now.

@ChaleChipangura Money behind any election is a winner.

𝗜𝗙 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗠𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗔𝗚𝗪𝗔 𝗚𝗢𝗘𝗦, 𝗪𝗛𝗢 𝗙𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗔𝗣. I think right now there's consensus that Kuda Tagwirei will likely take over, if he survives attempts on his life. He's the only person I see who can compete against Chamisa and win, and he's the only one who has stepped up to the plate. General Chiwenga on the other hand hasn't openly shown a desire to lead, and I'm not sure he has what it takes to beat Tagwirei's momentum. Kuda is attractive because he's young, business-minded, and has a proven track record of solving national problems by eliminating fuel queues, strengthening ZANU PF financially, and funding command agriculture. Another issue many overlook is Kuda has powerful friends as a member of the World Economic Forum. This is why he was the only Zimbabwean who could get fuel from the biggest commodity brokers in the world - Glencore and Trafigura - while the country was under sanctions designed to deprive the country of fuel controlled by the U.S.. It’s obvious that Swiss and British controlled Glencore and Trafigura could not have given Tagwirei fuel to give a sanctioned country, without license from the US Treasury and British government. The man clearly has Western support, and with partners in the WEF, he can easily acquire capital to inject into our economy to revive our infrastructure through his companies in a few years as he did with fuel. If you ask me, sanctions on him are just a veil to hide his real allies, hence when we removed the executive order sanctions, he wasn't interested in us (ZASM) fighting the sanctions on him and the President. It’s also why the West has no problem with Chamisa being out of Zimbabwean politics, because they have a man inside ZANU PF. Over the next few weeks, I'll write more on this subject and how Kuda controlling Zimbabwe's title deeds through his company that is registering title deeds and his banks, will get capital to grow Zimbabwe but it will change who controls Zimbabwean land in future. The above speaks to Kuda’s very concerning flaws: he's arrogant, self-centered, greedy, conniving, and his word means nothing - he doesn't honor promises. He doesn't want to pay people for their work, yet he's a billionaire today from being paid in full, and more, for his work. He displays the same traits of the colonizer. I also believe he also lacks maturity hence today's irrational violence against opposition and jailing of opposition is largely perceived as being influenced by him or done by people he pays. If this is not caused by immaturity, then it’s clearly a strategy to sabotage the current administration. Sadly for him, President Mnangagwa is said to be eyeing another term extension to 2037 after the 2030 extension. It's perceived that after that, the plan is for him to be replaced by his son, who by then will be a Major General in the army. This means Kuda's dream of being President might face a challenge, and of course, if this is true then he must watch his back. Unbeknown to most, there's another dark horse, Chris Mutsvangwa. He is a diplomat at heart, very smart and loved by the Chinese, Americans and white South African business. He has the capacity to rip the rug from under all their feet, if Kuda doesn’t deliver. I also see another silent and very capable Chigananda who can surprise all of them, but I will leave his story for another day.