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Katılım Ekim 2020
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glanceatwatch@glanceatwatch·
Competition and individualism is so indelibly imbued in the American psyche that generosity here is not just anathema, it's tantamount to suicide.
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glanceatwatch@glanceatwatch·
The idea that following the news makes you a responsible adult is like claiming that trimming your nails with a nail clipper makes you a surgeon.
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glanceatwatch@glanceatwatch·
@beansaladpod whew! Nearly saw in 2024 without having experienced "plaid" as a verb. Thanks, Beans!
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glanceatwatch@glanceatwatch·
similar sensation can be achieved by crisping your aqueous humour with a hair dryer
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glanceatwatch@glanceatwatch·
let me guess: your dog's name is Luna.
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glanceatwatch@glanceatwatch·
spoonerism for a popular computer action
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glanceatwatch@glanceatwatch·
If it's not broke, why fix it? Answer: because you're a successful tech company trying to seem "cutting edge" by reinventing the wheel to look more like a square.
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Ray O'Leary
Ray O'Leary@rayolearycomedy·
Apologise to your followers for asking them to listen to a banana themed podcast so you could win points on a comedy show. Best apology wins. Your time starts now #taskmasternz
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glanceatwatch@glanceatwatch·
@Sarah_Kendall Couldn't agree more. When I wondered if I needed to buy another tube and found a spare sitting in my bathroom drawer, it was like getting to open a lil valentine I'd sent myself that'd patiently waited some 10ish weeks to arrive.
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Sarah Kendall@Sarah_Kendall·
I feel so good about myself when I buy toothpaste in advance. Like, before there’s no toothpaste in the house.
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glanceatwatch@glanceatwatch·
@alanakicks @Sarah_Kendall That's the one piece of Life Advice I've managed to engrain in my 5-year-old niece's mind so far: there is always ... always ... allllways, a little more toothpaste.
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VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
Polite ways to say “that's a lie” -Really? -That's not strictly true -That's not what I heard -Did you though? -Maybe I'm remembering wrong -Interesting -I took it to mean something different -That’s not my understanding -Hmm -We may have heard different things -I think you’ll find… -Recollections may vary -That’s one way of interpreting it -If you say so
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glanceatwatch@glanceatwatch·
@northmackenzie ...and the famous Bettysburg Address. Fingers crossed John Waters & Daniel Day-Lewis make this happen. Make some Illinoiz, grrl! 💃
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Tessa North@northmackenzie·
if she were a president she’d be
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Wozniak Time@Wozniophile·
Good Morning!
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