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When you’ve been on a strict diet for a while and then you allow yourself to have some fried chicken . My body rn :

@Davolaar Liverstool in the mud

@MakinsAbbey @iammikkymighty That is a live score table as it stands and both teams had a point until haaland scored

@iammikkymighty All of una dey shout for comment section, shey una no watch the video?

68 + 3 should be 71pts but they added only 2pts, why?

@EmpireGreat9 @thecableng 😂😂😂 another stewpid answer 😂😂😂

@glyte91 @thecableng Your father and ancestors included

THE INSIDER: How Wale Edun lost out to the Chagourys and finally bit the dust President Bola Tinubu publicly wished several Nigerians a happy birthday this week — including Stella Okotete, Imaan Sulaiman-Ibrahim, Shola Oshunkeye, and Orji Uzor Kalu. Conspicuously missing from his list was Wale Edun, his minister of finance and coordinating minister of the economy who clocked the landmark 70 on April 20. A day later, he fired Edun from his cabinet. But many Aso Rock insiders were not surprised by the turn of events — it was always coming. “The president asked Edun to leave honourably in October last year but he lobbied to keep his position,” an insider told TheCable. “Although he stayed back, the president told his aides: ‘As far as I am concerned, I have done send-off for Wale already.’ But for some reason, Edun managed to hang on.”

@EmpireGreat9 @thecableng I swear plenty of una de stewpid

@thecableng So na Chagoury dey run the country now ...🤔🤔🤔

@UTDTrey The camera man panning to Garnacho

@Gudrun_son23 @Equityoyo No it’s not

@Equityoyo This is a big lie

For the first time ever, Nigeria is negotiating from a position of strength. We need more brilliant leaders and honest leaders in Africa. One Naija.

@tobyasky I love that he slapped his hand off before scoring

Here is a better angle for you. x.com/Vinicio__h/sta…

Pure cinema 😆😆😆

@thecableng @tokunbo_wahab Haters will still say how does this affect the masses

'To eliminate open defecation' — Lagos deploys 1,710 public toilets across city 📹: @tokunbo_wahab

@ChiemekaNnorom1 @thecableng @tokunbo_wahab 20 million people will be shitting at the same time ??? E no go better for you

@thecableng @tokunbo_wahab 1710 toilets for 20 million people? We joke too much in this Nigeria 🤣🤣🤣

@fadafigure01 @IgumaScott @Etiosalga 🗑️ ⬅️ you

At least you will stop making noise online about holding LGA chairman accountable,who are you as a private individual to hold LGA chairman accountable?what power do you possess?the EFCC with the responsibility of checkmating how they spend these funds have turn blind eyes on anyone standing on the mandate.its only the president that can give order to check mate LGA chairman and holding them accountable

I will tell Nigerians what happened at Eti-osa local government yesterday @Etiosalga

@Uptownoflagos @Imranmuhdz @sadiq_naabba

@Imranmuhdz @sadiq_naabba He’s always pretending to talk big Talking about planes and AIs and production of chips Someone outside Nigeria listening won’t know this man has not produced a tooth pick since he assumed power

With you it’s done deal, I won’t give up, during primary that got me here is tough, during the general election it was tough, now that I’m (here in the office). - President Tinubu to Renewed Hope Ambassadors on the upcoming 2027 election

@BEazebuy @channelstv That’s a lie there is no fuel scarcity you liar

Oil dey $113 per barrel, Brass River and Qua Iboe dey shine pass Brent, but our people still dey suffer fuel scarcity, dollar madness and hunger. APC go still tell us say dem dey "create fiscal space" while dem dey fill their pockets. Na wa o! When this windfall go finally reach the streets? #NigeriaBleeding

FG Set For Revenue Boost As Nigerian Crude Surges To $113/b, Above Brent’s $96/b Nigeria’s revenue from crude oil is set to get a major boost, as its crude grades hit $113 per barrel on Thursday, way above the international Brent’s $96 per barrel. channelstv.com/2026/04/16/fg-…

@Philip_Patek1 @thecableng You and your generations are useless….thus has nothing to do with Nigeria but your dirty mouth weh de smell had to bring Nigeria into it you are a bastard

@thecableng Being judged by a white jury in a black country is peak comedy. But how can I argue when in Nigeria they buy gifts for judges just for favorable treatment.

VIDEO: Court sentences South African opposition figure Julius Malema to five years in prison for illegal possession of a gun and discharging the firearm in public

@Asakemijimi @zackdfilms1 Yall don’t know anything for real

@zackdfilms1 I don't think I want to spread my poo or anyone else's poo in my garden no matter how it is transformed

How Incinerating Toilets Work 🤯

@ka_nayo_ @NigeriaStories Who are you people asking these questions….go do your research you lazy bum

@NigeriaStories So will this have a positive or negative impact on our fuel price cause ......

BIG NEWS: Japan refiners are ramping up crude oil importation from Nigeria, highlighting the short-term challenges of replacing their Middle Eastern crude supply, cut by the Iran war.

I’m asking for the last time, who’s the Nigeria Minister of Petroleum?

@flourish_empire @NigeriaStories Not everything is whataboutism

@NigeriaStories But fulani herdsmen can move around with gun?

The Delta State Police Command has arrested a suspect for allegedly purchasing a Gun through Snapchat for 450,000 naira after he was found in possession of a Beretta pistol.

@easybake2 @CallMeJossy @BusInsiderSSA You are an idiot that fell on his head

@CallMeJossy @BusInsiderSSA That requires too much intelligence something that is lacking in the continent

Australian🇦🇺 miner announces lithium-rich mineral discovery in Nigeria🇳🇬 after securing six licences Australian miner Chariot Resources Limited has announced a lithium-rich mineral discovery in Nigeria following the approval of six mining licences by the Nigerian Mining Cadastre Office (MCO), marking a significant step in its entry into the country’s critical minerals sector.

@davkaptionthis @objectvmedia Yep most definitely another slave

@glyte91 @objectvmedia Another slave 😂🤣

On Sango-Idiroko Road While Still ‘Apologizing’ To Engr. Dave Umahi. Settle The Okun-Ajah Woman Occupying Your Mind And Focus On The Important National Assignments. These Projects Won’t Be Approved Twice In A Succession…