Gordon Malone

@gammongoalposts Got melted by frozen ice cream

1kg of frozen ice cream off the napper from a top floor flat, that could do serious damage. The boy deserves to go a Wafer a wee stretch.

@Sidlaws1975 Must've been cold in that stand

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@ShooterMcGavin That bed would have been rotten 🤮

Yearly reminder that Grandpa Joe was the biggest scumbag ever. The deadbeat laid in bed for 20 years while his family lived in poverty. Then the second Charlie offered a trip to a candy shop, he hopped out of bed and started dancing like nothing was ever wrong.

@Sidlaws1975 Place is shite as well. One next to my work in Aberdeen.

Dundonians camping out overnight for Nuggets.

@fesshole Plumber got the wrong pipe

Hubby enjoys being dressed in lingerie and having toys up his bottom. We have a camera in the bedroom for recording such antics. Recently been having some plumbing work done, camera caught one of the plumbers sniffing the toys and lingerie he clearly thought were mine.

@Evening_Tele No

Debate: Is the £2 million upgrade proposed for Dundee’s Union Street worth the money? dlvr.it/TQmkpD

@stusfootyflash @gabrielclarke05 Cheers 😁 we did have the away strip as well but no pics unfortunately.

@gmalone1980 @gabrielclarke05 This is superb. Shame it wasn’t the away one like Greavsie had. That was a belter.

Fantastic Saint & Greavsie feature from 1991, looking at Cowdenbeath’s chairman Gordon McDougall, who would take on every job imaginable on matchdays. I loved these stories the S&G team used to put together about smaller clubs, with the brilliant @gabrielclarke05 on the ground.

@historyinmemes Got a bit of catching up to get to Big Innes standards.

Worlds largest known Human Coprolite (fossilized poop), left by a Viking and measuring 20cm (8in)

@WindyWilson88 This was outside Aberdeen mail centre around 1am. Bit of a dodgy drive getting in from Dundee especially from Laurencekirk onwards!

*Thursday 20th 05:25 SNOW CHECK UP NORTH Windy says as forecast. They wintry showers keep coming, pushed in by a strong cold northerly wind More snow showers for the NE today including Aberdeenshire, Moray & Angus, and down into (north) Perthshire . . . But anywhere in that NE corner really, and down parts of the east Who’s all affected in Aberdeenshire . . . Schools closed. Transport disruption. Leave a comment, location and photo Mind that’s localised not widespread, as much of SOUTHERN and CENTRAL have only seen a few flurry’s and it’s been pretty decent down here, but cold Mon then. SNOW CHECK especially if yer up in the NE (Aberdeenshire) ☃️☃️☃️

@Lynneontheradio Nae beans?!

Firing a scotch pie in the air fryer at this time on a Friday night is a new level of greed for me

@fesshole What a pane in the arse

Window cleaner comes to collect £5 every 2 weeks, usually on friday when I'm off work. Recently noticed the windows were filthy. Said I will complain to him. Wife said we don't have a window cleaner. Turns out I've been getting conned by a local addict known as Karl the crackhead.

Idea for a drinking game. Watch a Bayern Munich game and drink everytime Harry Kane is mentioned. Blootered by the 20 minute mark.

@BigBajio @CowdenbeathFC Definitely 😂

@gmalone1980 @CowdenbeathFC I played with Gus in promotion team 91/92 and was speaking to him on Sunday, he’s some character 🤣

Played for the first time in 15/16 years on Sunday. My first @CowdenbeathFC and delighted to catch up with @HibernianFC legends John Brownlie (who signed me) and big Mixu ! #Hibs #Hibees

@NoContextBrits Leave him alone 🍃

@greighill @DementiaUK @JustGiving @georgeshields15 Cheers mate 💜

@gmalone1980 @DementiaUK @JustGiving @georgeshields15 Well done mate

Target has been surpassed people!!! Amazing donation at the end to take us over the goal! 🥺🥺🥺 my sincere thanks to everyone who donated, I can't describe how much I appreciate it 💜💜 @DementiaUK @JustGiving @georgeshields15 #JustGiving justgiving.com/page/gordon-ma…

Around 10 hours and 36 holes of golf ⛳️ done yesterday at Piperdam for @DementiaUK Massive thanks to all of my boys for taking part and helping raise money for a cause which means a lot to the family 💜💜💜 justgiving.com/page/gordon-ma…