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@[email protected] https://mastodon.social@gnuchu Lazy like a raccoon 🦝

Katılım Şubat 2007

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________@gnuchu·9 Haz

Boris. What a horrible cunt.

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________@gnuchu·9 Haz

@mad_hominem is your license UK or NZ? Ever held UK?

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________@gnuchu·30 May

@Nikkibeee It's the button to talk to a taxi driver. But looks like a farting thing like Teege said.

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________@gnuchu·28 May

What do your eyes see?

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________@gnuchu·29 May

@linziehunter 8tracks were fantastic sounding beasts.

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Linzie Hunter@linziehunter·29 May

@gnuchu This was on the treadmill at the gym in Carluke. There was also a slot for an 8-track.

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________@gnuchu·28 May

@Tigerteege Yup me too.

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________@gnuchu·27 May

New divide and dissolve record is a bit tasty huh? open.spotify.com/track/1cn8lEGE…

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________@gnuchu·27 May

Hola twitter. Am back. For a wee while only. Yup, am back on the elevator.

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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·26 May

My mum passed away recently, in the process of helping my dad sort things I downloaded his Ring app to my phone. Since then I have taken great pleasure in watching my dad out and about feeding the birds talking to the neighbours. I love seeing he is ok, I love him so much.

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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·24 May

Lots of people at the gym don't bother with padlocks on their lockers in the changing room. Whenever I come across one of them, I enjoy leaving it wide open knowing they will have one of those mini heart attacks thinking something might be stolen.

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________@gnuchu·19 May

Amazon going literal with the pink tax here.

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Christina, mother of spiders ✊🦇👻🤘🐍@Aikiwomannc·17 May

Me: *Screaming into the void* The void: Scream all you like I already ate the last piece of cake.

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________@gnuchu·17 May

The trivago ads on the telly have been driving me nuts for ages. "isn't trivago great because X paid less than Y for their hotel" - not it's fucking not, it's a pain in the arse...then I just realized it's describing the basic functions of capitalism and it's chilled me right out

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________@gnuchu·17 May

twitter.com/mrjamesob/stat… ,😂😂😂

James O'Brien@mrjamesob

The most grimly stubborn skidmark on the underpants of British politics. I know you can’t believe a word he says but he promised to leave the country in the event of Brexit failing.

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________@gnuchu·12 May

And take a massive chunk out of WhatsApp's market.

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Apple should release an iMessage app for Android. It'd kill SMS. And MMS. And Google's awful chat implementation. Winner all around.

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robmanuel@robmanuel·11 May

@gnuchu Yeah for me it was looking up a b-side that got mentioned in moderating @anon_opin and I don't think I even approved the message

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________@gnuchu·11 May

@robmanuel I got that shortly after buying one of her books on Amazon. Fucking hate the spying web.

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robmanuel@robmanuel·11 May

Facebook just recommend that I friend Louise Wener, now obviously I don't know her, so I didn't, but I did have a quick nose of her public profile and found her (and other Britpopper) 9 years ago playing I quiz I wrote that sadly doesn't exist now.

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________@gnuchu·11 May

Apple should release an iMessage app for Android. It'd kill SMS. And MMS. And Google's awful chat implementation. Winner all around.

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________@gnuchu·25 Nis

Mastermind final super diverse this year.

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