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When your 93Kg St Bernard is happy and purrs. #BigJohn

@SniperDDad @NATO_AIRCOM @ItalianAirForce @ItalyatNATO That's a lot of empty space to fit a hell of a lot of reconocense equipment don't you think?

@NATO_AIRCOM @ItalianAirForce @ItalyatNATO What a rare treat; a great story to tell. I wonder what the Russkies are up to?

11:30 today, 🇮🇹 Eurofighter Typhoons deployed at Ämari, 🇪🇪, were scrambled to intercept a 🇷🇺 BE-200 aircraft approaching the Baltic Sea In 2025, over 500 scrambles have been executed across NATO airspace. Air Policing and enhanced Vigilance Activities ensure Allied security 24/7

@MjlrRonald33024 Hi Ronald. Everything seems to have been hacked and I lost the lot! Hope you’re okay mate.

@goggle_beard Are you still active on X/Twitter, @goggle_beard ? We miss hearing from you and you seem to have gone from Facebook as well.

Got a call and my MS is back! Ho hum eh? New treatment please.

@Googlie_Eyes Hi Janine, no the HSCT bubble gas burst and is no more I’m afraid. I have been given Kasempa and I’ll see how it goes. Hope you’re safe n well. X

@goggle_beard Ah I'm very sorry to hear that. Would you be able/allowed to do the same treatment again? Was it worth it for the period in between for you? 💜

@cairns_maureen Hi Maureen, I’ve only just found your msg. Yes, I have been given sone Kesempa to take. Only just started so I don’t know if it’s working yet? Meh! We will see eh? Hope you’re safe n well. X

@goggle_beard So sorry to read that Scott. I followed your treatment on fb (is it 5 years ago). I hope there is a follow up for you 🤞

@scottiebateman Rising sun… hmm… Japan.

Yesterday morning U.K. time, I embarked on the longest flight I’ve done for many, many, years and one that puts a new airport in the logbook although not a new destination. When I’d normally be climbing into bed… this was the view from the flight deck. What’s my destination?

@fesshole Don’t worry, I still do a piss in the pub loo’s school boy and drop my trousers to my ankles if the floors not dirty. I do have some class, you know!

Been using a urinal for years but have suddenly got conscious that I get my balls out too. No idea if it's normal and not exactly ideal to look over and check what everyone else does.

@eSpares Good morning, espares, I hope you are all in some serious AC today, it’s a scorcher! I have a Bush DWFS124R dishwasher and all of the wheels in the top drawer have broken. I have looked on your website and I can’t find the parts I need to fix it. Can you help please?

@CarpentersGroup Thank you.

@goggle_beard Thank you for your message. Our Support Team will review matters and contact you shortly and within the next 24 working hrs. Thank you, Carpenters Group.

@CarpentersGroup Sir, with reference to my claim Ref: SOU0631/64916 Accident: 27/07/23il I am yet to hear from you about this matter, and this has been going on since late July last year All attempts to contact you using numbers provided by Motorbility insurance provider,

@CarpentersGroup Sir, I am yet to hear from you referencing my ongoing claim from last year; involving my life changing pain and now curved spine as a result of the crash. Can someone please contact me, asap. No phone number has worked & comms are woeful at best.

@MilitaryBanter “Morning, all?” Does this Rupert with far too much time on his/hers or they’s on there hands, think I am unable to tell the time and not be able to know I have not had my lunch yet. I did not attend a throwaway substandard comprehensive school, to be insulted by some pish - pash!

Using that logic, Surely he knows he’s a sir as well?

@RAF_Cosford @thresholdaero @cosfordairshow The Jag’ still looks great and nerdy I know, but the fuel statistics a master class for inverted flight. It blows my mind.

Some lovely shots from our friends at @thresholdaero yesterday as we lined up some of the static displays for this year's @cosfordairshow.

@BarryWaterfiel6 @scottiebateman Nah! You’d be reet…😳

@goggle_beard @scottiebateman I am fully convinced I could start a Tornado Gr4 from cold and dark and get it in the air for real. The landing, not so much 🤣

This is extremely sad. But trying to fly without any training whatsoever is eventually only going to have one outcome. It’s not like joyriding in a car, where you can stop and get out. Once you’re up, you’ve gotta get back down somehow and with no training, that’s gonna be hard. What would possess you to do this ?

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@MikeFielding9 Looking SUPER fly, Mike. 😎😎

I’m watching @starwars with subtitles and surely this would be the perfect opportunity for us to actually know what Chewbacca is saying instead of just “Argh, aargh”. Am I missing something here?

When have a BRIGHT idea and think, I’ve never cooked paste in Coffee before. It’s different but not as bad as you think it might be…🤔

@BarryWaterfiel6 It’s the mankini I have underneath that is standard gar, for the Cenotaph that should be no surprise, I’d have thought, Baz? 😉

@goggle_beard To say I wasn't shocked when I initially thought you had no trousers on says a lot about me AND you. 😂